Verse 1: Why did the astronaut break up with her man? She needed some space, yeah, she needed a plan. What do you call a factory that makes good stuff? A satisfactory, it’s more than enough! Chorus: Why did the math book look so sad? Too many problems, it’s driving me mad. NASA throws a party, how do they plan it? They planet, oh yeah, they planet! Verse 2: A robber held up a well-dressed man, “Give me your money!” was his demand. “I’m a congressman!” the man did shout, “Then give me my money!” the robber figured out. Chorus: Why did the math book look so sad? Too many problems, it’s driving me mad. NASA throws a party, how do they plan it? They planet, oh yeah, they planet! Bridge: What do you call a spaceship out of control? An Unidentified Flipping Object, taking a toll. What do you call a spaceship that’s run out of fuel? A flying saucer, it’s breaking the rules! Chorus: Why did the math book look so sad? Too many problems, it’s driving me mad. NASA throws a party, how do they plan it? They planet, oh yeah, they planet! Outro: From space to math, and everything in between, These jokes and laughs are a comedy scene. Keep smiling, keep laughing, every single day, With jokes and fun, we’ll chase the blues away!
