[Intro: Fast drum fill, driving bassline, rhythmic handclaps] [Verse 1] (Staccato, breathless delivery) Dogfight in the atmo, lasers shining bright, Shields are taking damage, what a glorious fight! Wham! Bam! A missile "feature" strikes, Hull is ripped to pieces, flying into spikes! [Pre-Chorus] (Building tension, adding distorted guitar scrapes) Oh yeah! The screen goes black! Oh yeah! There's no turning back! [Chorus] (Full band explosion, wall of sound) (High-pitched falsetto backing vocals) Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo! (Lead Shout) It’s just a feature, not a bug, you know! But we are doing fine! Star Citizen time! Yeah, we are doing fine! [Post-Chorus Instrumental] (Honking baritone saxophone solo, surf-rock guitar riff) [Verse 2] (Back to bass and drums, arrogant vocal tone) Hauling heavy cargo, quantum travel fast, Millions in the storage, making it at last. Poof! Zap! The ship is just a ghost, Trading "feature" hits us, vanishing our boast! [Chorus] (Full band explosion, chaotic energy) (High-pitched falsetto backing vocals) Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo! (Lead Shout) It’s just a feature, not a bug, you know! But we are doing fine! Star Citizen time! Yeah, we are doing fine! [Bridge] (Half-time feel, heavy bass drum stomps, cynical tone) Cracking rocks for hours, running on the brink, Back at the refinery, quick before we sink. Wait! What?! The terminal is blank, Mining "feature" stole it, nothing in the bank! Insured our shiny armor, paid the premium too, Logged out for a second, now it's missing too! [Guitar Solo] (Fast, sloppy, energetic 70s punk guitar solo) [Verse 3] (Vocals getting increasingly manic) Step inside the lobby, press the shiny floor, Elevators perfect, walking through the door. No bugs! No glitch! An absolute design, Falling through the planet... everything is fine! [Outro] (Frantic tempo, everyone shouting, maximum chaos) We are doing fine! Yeah, we are doing fine! (Elevator 'ding' sound effect) (Acapella shout) WE ARE DOING FINE! [End]
