Grab your Strong Zero and buckle up, Deep in Japan Happy Times with ya boys Jeff and Trevor is about to drop, We bring laughter and fun — Sushi and a pint of matcha ice cream, ヤキトリ, ギュウドン, タコヤキ OMG Dogé caps rollin’, kids playin’ in the sun, J-hop on the boombox, havin’ lots of fun, 2024 Toyota Vellfire, the pinnacle of class, Mt. Fuji’s been conquered. What’s left? かこ the pupper, with チク and みち by my side, もち in heaven, my ねこ bro for life, Tsuruya shopping for natto, synthwave on the air, Sakura, Mari, and Asahi - my kids beyond compare. ガンダム battles in the park, Fortnite full swing, Studio Ghibli marathons, Totoro makes our hearts sing, Pulling ya mom’s recipes from a gacha brings a cheer, Letters from your sister bring joy, どしんしまんが & ji-beer The world’s heating up, ice caps melting, it’s true, Typhoons and hurricanes, we’ve got Godzilla in view, Japanese vending machines, selling things oh so rare, From canned bread to umbrellas, you’ll find surprises everywhere. Doge caps rollin’, kids playin’ in the park, Ankle on the mic, slayin’ fools with a spark, 2024 Toyota Vellfire, luxury on the road, Mt. Fuji’s been conquered, what else ya got, bro? Cosplay conventions, anime dreams, Weird Japan news, crazier than it seems, High up in my Nagano perch, safety we’ve found, I secure the farm before a typhoon knock it down One step at a time, 一本ずつ、前向いて, Rockin’ the microphone every day. Miho, my rockstar, cookin’ up delicious grub, Her culinary skills unmatched by anyone. I love you my dear, always have and always will, You don’t have to be afraid, this path is true. Don’t ever give up, 諦めないで, hold on tight, Keep faith in your かみ, focus with all your might. Deep in Japan Happy Times with ya boys Jeff and Trevor We’ll be pumping’ out fire content from now til forever.
