[Intro – Groaned, Half-Asleep, Amp Hum and Tape Hiss] Uhhh... mmmhhmm… Mfff—who da fuck—scratchin' at my fuckin' door... Cat... Fuuuckin'... stank-ass feline... [Verse 1 – Mumbled, Slurred, Drowning in Distortion] I wuh—wake up... ugh... Cat dere... lookin' like a mangy rug Tigger-fur lookin' all tangled, knotted, sticky, patchy, Smell like wet trash n' litter-box cat pee! Stitch yo' damn stripes up, you ugly-ass freak Ain’t washed dat fur in... nah... weeks Walkin' round, strummin' dat piece-of-shit lute Untuned, shit strings, crack-wood garbage to boot! [Chorus – Screamed, Drawled, Relentless Drums Clipping] FUUHHHH YEW, CAT FERAL! CHIPMUNK ON CRACK SUGAR CANES! Yuh a high-pitch screechin' toddler, rattlin' broken-ass chains! FUCK YEW CAT! GIT OUT MY ZONE U sound like nails on a chalkboard bone! Mmmmhmm… I HAAATECHU, STANK-BRAINED JOKE Playin' them shit children songs till my eardrums choke! [Verse 2 – Feral Stumblin’ Speech, Heavy Static] Ughhhh—he walk round with a demonic katana, Pickin' it up from a fire-pit shack like a dumb-ass honor! Floating in the middle of a fire pit, ya dumb fuck! Everybody lookin' at you like the group's village idiot, out of luck! Thinkin' you're a badass, swingin' dat blade You just the biggest retarded clown ever made! Tsani dumped yo' ass, now she single and free— Guess what, bitch? She lookin' at me! You got nobody, zero, zip, none Sittin' in the dirt, lookin' stupid and dumb! [Bridge – Slow, Mumbly then Yelled, Abrasive Noise] Christian... oh, yo' best friend Christian... The only fuckwit in the colony that nobody's wishin'— Makes sense two pieces of garbage love each other's face, Why don't you two get fuckin' married and leave this place? So gag... so fuckin' gross... Two retard-ass losers jockin' each other the most! [Breakdown – Chant Style, Raw Bass Distortion] TIGER-FUR MOLD! STICKY! PATCHY! GO! GO! GO—GET DA FUCK HOME! U ain’t a bard — u a flea-bit gnome! [Final Chorus – Maximum Screamo, Total Chaos] FFFFUUUUH YEEWWWWW! (MMMHHHMMMMMM) FUCK YO LUTE, FUCK YO BLADE Yo music sounds like garbage dug from a spade! CAT FERAL! UGH! STINKY PUSS! YOU AND CHRISTIAN CAN GO EAT A BUS! [Outro – Tired Groan, Static Fading to Tape Halt] Mmmmhmmm… Go back tuh da dumpster… Scratch in it… cry in it… Cat Feral is a dumb-ass bitch 4evahhh... Khajiit trash… You make me… wanna… PUKE AND DIE…
