[Intro – DJ / FX] [Sleigh bell ding ding → airhorn] AYYY! Christmas bashment activated! Reload dat! Bumba Clause… hear weh mi say now… [Verse 1 – Singjay Flow] Bumba Clause a roll in loud, no sneak Boot dem heavy when him land pon di street Red suit hot, belly full a cheer But if yuh thief di cake… him appear Him nah whisper, him shout when him come Whole house wake when him beat di drum Milk an cookie? Him tek more dan one An if yuh bad dis year… problem come [Chorus – Crowd Call] BUMBA CLAUSE is comin’ to town AY! BUMBA CLAUSE is comin’ to town (Watch yuhself!) Hide di ham, hide di rum right now BUMBA CLAUSE is comin’ to town [Verse 2 – Faster Bashment Flow] Him know who mash up di party last year Who drink all di sorrel, act sincere Who say “mi sorry” wid crumb pon face Who tek di big piece like dem own di place Him see yuh when yuh lie pon di dog See yuh blame di cat, see di Christmas fraud Check di list? No need pen Bumba Clause memory LONG like Lent [Chorus – Reload Version] BUMBA CLAUSE is comin’ to town Pull up dat! 🔊 BUMBA CLAUSE is comin’ to town Cool yuhself, nuh mess around BUMBA CLAUSE is comin’ to town [Bridge – MC Talk / Call & Response] MC: Who eat di ham before Christmas Day? Crowd: NOT ME! MC: Who drink di punch an gone away? Crowd: 👀👀👀 MC: Well hear dis… [Verse 3 – Bumba Clause Flow] Mi see yuh when yuh sneak late night Fridge light on like police light See yuh tek one bite, turn ten Now yuh belly round like sleigh wheel dem If yuh good, mi bring nice ting Fresh shoes, toy, gold chain bling If yuh bad? A lecture sound An coal buss rhythm pon yuh ground [Final Chorus – Bashment Energy] BUMBA CLAUSE is comin’ to town AY AY! From uptown straight to downtown Lock di door but him still around BUMBA CLAUSE is comin’ to town [Outro – DJ / FX] [Sleigh bell + airhorn] Christmas nice… but nuh too brave! Behave likkle bit… or else! Bumba Clause sign out!