This guy is low-key creepy, Always a little off-kilter Shares too much information Doesn’t seem to have a filter When you see him coming, you try to hide Or at least cross to the other side… Whoa oh… Speaking of the other side He’d like to sell you a casket Says it’s better than going To Hell in a handbasket When he sees the fear growing in your eyes He says, “What are you going to do, not die?” Oh, no… Sneaks up behind you and says, “Wanna take a look? I based this werewolf on you in my comic book” Oh God! Why are his nails always painted black? Where did he come from and can he go back? He has the charm of a sarcastic ghost And a late-night TV horror host This guy is low-key spooky His favorite time of day is night How does he come across as Weird but also always polite? He seems to be encircled in dry ice Who does he think he is: Vincent Price? Whoa oh! He’s casting spells on the solar eclipse And going on psychedelic mind trips Just go! Why are his nails always painted black? Where did he come from and can he go back? He has the charm of a sarcastic ghost And a late-night TV horror host Why are his nails always painted black? Where did he come from and can he go back? He has the charm of a sarcastic ghost And a late-night TV horror host [Lyrics 2024 Wingfield Ace Music Project]