Oh, here we go... Woke up feeling different Something's off today My patience left the building And took itself away I'm craving something sweet Then suddenly I'm mad Five minutes later crying For reasons I don't have My jeans don't fit My head won't quit I'm mad at things That don't exist I know what's coming I know the signs My body's got plans That aren't quite mine It's fun being a woman What a beautiful little life Hormones picking fights again While I'm just trying to survive Time of the month Here we go again Crying over nothing Then eating chocolate in my bed It's fun being a woman Oh, what a lovely ride Bleeding, cramping, overthinking But hey — at least we're alive My stomach starts to ache My lower back complains I'm suddenly convinced That everyone is insane I need a bag of chips Then chocolate, maybe both I'm laughing at a meme Then crying ten minutes later My jeans don't fit My head won't quit I'm mad at things That don't exist I know what's coming I know the signs My body's got plans That aren't quite mine It's fun being a woman What a beautiful little life Hormones picking fights again While I'm just trying to survive Time of the month Here we go again Crying over nothing Then eating chocolate in my bed It's fun being a woman Oh, what a lovely ride Bleeding, cramping, overthinking But hey — at least we're alive My body's got no calendar It's so unpredictable I never know what's coming Or how bad it's gonna get I just wanted to be productive Now I'm crying on the couch Give me a blanket And a hot water bottle Something sweet to eat Please don't talk to me Here comes the Womster Womster's back again She'll mess with your emotions And she won't tell you when Here comes the Womster Better let her in Give her chocolate, give her blankets Let the chaos begin! It's fun being a woman What a beautiful little life Hormones picking fights again While I'm just trying to survive Time of the month Here we go again Same old story, different day And chocolate in my bed It's fun being a woman Oh, what a lovely ride Bleeding, cramping, overthinking Still somehow we're alive It's fun being a woman... Yeah. So much fun.
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