[Intro — whispered] Step into the chair... Trust the hands... Close your eyes... Oh God... [Verse 1] She raised the scissors I heard the snip One little mistake Then another little slip I looked in the mirror My soul left the room What once was a hairstyle Was now my doom [Pre-Chorus] Dead ends Cold eyes No alibi She said, “It’s fine” That was a lie [Chorus] FOLLICULAR Homicide! You murdered my pride FOLLICULAR Homicide! There’s nowhere to hide Cut it too short You crossed the line You took my hair AND YOU TOOK MY LIFE! [Verse 2] The bangs came down Like a guillotine I looked like somebody I’d never seen The layers were crooked The color was wrong I sat there in silence Pretending I was strong She said, “You love it!” I said, “Sure...” Inside my head I was screaming no more [Chorus] FOLLICULAR Homicide! You murdered my pride FOLLICULAR Homicide! There’s nowhere to hide Dead ends Red eyes Mirror of lies You took the scissors The mirror is evidence! The floor is covered in remains! My dignity is missing! AND NOBODY KNOWS MY SHAME! [Whispered] Accept the wig... [Heavy Drop] THE WIG KNOWS! [Verse 3] Now I wear a wig To cover the scene A synthetic witness To what used to be me But the wind caught it And exposed the crime Now I’m holding my wig While I’m running for my life [Bridge — dramatic] No more scissors No more lies No more “just a little trim” I see the truth Behind your eyes YOU’LL NEVER CUT ME AGAIN! [Final Chorus] FOLLICULAR Homicide! You murdered my pride FOLLICULAR Homicide! I barely survived Bad cut Bad wig Bad decision YOU TURNED MY HEAD INTO A CRIME SCENE! FOLLICULAR Homicide! THE HAIR WILL TESTIFY! FOLLICULAR Homicide! SOMEBODY CALL THE Coif Police! [Outro — whispered] Dead ends... Dead dreams... Dead hair... it would grow back........ BUT I’LL NEVER BE THE SAME.
