[Verse] Ham on the floor What a sight It's been there all day and all through the night Can't help but wonder how it got there But I guess it's just one of those things we can't repair [Verse 2] I walked by and saw it lying there A slice of ham Forgotten with no care I thought about the pig it used to be Now it's just a mess For everyone to see [Chorus] Ham on the floor Oh what a mess I can't look away I must confess Ham on the floor It's a crazy sight But I won't eat it No That's not right