[Intro] [Verse 1] Walking through the diner doors at seven thirty-five Checking out the menu just to keep the vibe alive See the waitress coming over with a silver tray Something monumental bout to head right our way Three perfect scoops looking fine in the glass A monument of sugar, built to last [Spiral] Split the peel. Grab the steel. Scoop it high. To the sky. Cold ice. Sugar spice. Cream flows. Here it goes. Faster, faster, heavy cream disaster! [Chorus] BANANA SPLIT! OW! Hit the floor! Give me more! Chocolate drip! Get a grip! BANANA SPLIT! TAKE IT TO THE TOP! [Verse 2] Now the cherry's sitting right up on the golden peak Smooth operator got me feeling so weak Drowning every scoop in the strawberry syrup Got the whole damn booth about to turn up Sipping on a milkshake, watching it melt Best damn sugar rush I ever have felt [Spiral] Split the peel. Grab the steel. Scoop it high. To the sky. Cold ice. Sugar spice. Cream flows. Here it goes. Faster, faster, heavy cream disaster! [Chorus] BANANA SPLIT! OW! Hit the floor! Give me more! Chocolate drip! Get a grip! BANANA SPLIT! TAKE IT TO THE TOP!