In a forest, far from town, Lives a bird thatβs round and brown. Flaps its wings, but stays on the ground, Makes the weirdest squawking sound. It pokes a rock, it bites a shoe, Then wonders why the skyβs not blue. It spins in circles, bumps a tree, This silly birdβs a mystery! Bordy-bord, beep-beep-boo, Flap your wings and shout "coucou!" Boing-boing, peck-peck, splat, What are you doing? Don't eat that! Bordy-bord, bop-bop-bling, Dancing 'round like a chicken king! Zip-zap, zorp-zorp, whee! You're the dumbest bird we see! The Bord once tried to take a flight, But crashed into a satellite. It tried to nest inside a hat, Then laid an egg on someoneβs cat. Its favorite food? A rubber ball, It doesnβt seem to think at all. This goofy bird canβt find its toes, But where itβs going, no one knows! Bordy-bord, beep-beep-boo, Flap your wings and shout "coucou!" Boing-boing, peck-peck, splat, What are you doing? Don't eat that! Bordy-bord, bop-bop-bling, Dancing 'round like a chicken king! Zip-zap, zorp-zorp, whee! You're the dumbest bird we see! Oh, Bord, you're clueless, that's for sure, You tried to knock on a closed trapdoor. You ate some mud, then licked the rain, Youβre proof that nature's insane! Bordy-bord, beep-beep-boo, Flap your wings and shout "coucou!" Boing-boing, peck-peck, splat, What are you doing? Don't eat that! Bordy-bord, bop-bop-bling, Dancing 'round like a chicken king! Zip-zap, zorp-zorp, whee! You're the dumbest bird we see!
