Overbooked

[Cold Open: no intro, the full band and the chorus hit at once] Overbooked, overbooked One seat, and two of us stood up Overbooked, overbooked Lost my seat, and I got hooked [Verse 1] Gate twenty-two at a quarter to nine Agent on the mic with a voucher on the line Eight hundred dollars, and I'm up from my seat Girl in a red coat jumps up on her feet We both hit the counter at the same exact time Cracked our heads together, I saw stars in the sky She said, I need the money, and I said, so do I And the plane took off, and we both waved goodbye [Chorus] Overbooked, overbooked One seat, and two of us stood up Overbooked, overbooked Lost my seat, and I got hooked [Verse 2] Night at the airport, every shutter's down Floor polisher humming like the only band in town She had the charger, and I had the snacks We built a little fort out of chairs and backpacks Told me she was scared of flying, scared of being late I said, look at us, baby, we're too late to be afraid She was off to see her sister, I was off to a job Now we're stuck at twenty-two, and I'm grinning like a slob Split one headphone, and she played me her songs I sang every single one, and I sang 'em all wrong Janitor came by, and he danced with his mop She said, he dances better, and she's right, I'm a flop [Chorus] Overbooked, overbooked One seat, and two of us stood up Overbooked, overbooked Lost my seat, and I got hooked [Bridge] Some tired clerk sold the same seat twice Best mistake that ever cost me a flight Somebody up there must have done the math Two people, one chair, and a better path [Verse 3] Morning came up on the runway glass Agent called her row, and the row went past She looked at me, and I said, go She looked at the plane, and she said, no Tore the boarding pass in half right there Said, I got eight hundred dollars, take me anywhere We bought two tickets to the first place on the board Some town that neither one of us had heard of before Agent at the counter said, you two again? Laughed and wrote us in together, best seats, row ten [Final Chorus] Overbooked, overbooked One seat, and two of us stood up Overbooked, overbooked Lost my seat, and I got hooked Clear the calendar, cancel the rest I'm booked solid, and she's booked next [Outro: fuzz riff and organ, tom fill] Overbooked, overbooked Lost my seat, and I got hooked [End]