[Verse 1] I'm up at 3 AM and I cannot sleep There's a Chinese baby army and the numbers run deep They're flying into LAX, they're checking into hotels Dropping anchor babies like some demography from hell! [Pre-Chorus] Twenty years from now they'll vote! They'll outnumber us all! Joe Biden set this up, man — Watch America fall! [Chorus] Baby invasion! Baby invasion! Chinese sleeper citizens by Joe's design! Baby invasion! Baby invasion! Decades-long conspiracy — one baby at a time! [Verse 2] From his Delaware basement Joe was pulling every string Maternity hotels and birth certificates — the whole thing! A secret voting bloc just waiting thirty years to rise — Joe Biden — criminal mastermind — in disguise! [Pre-Chorus] Twenty years from now they'll vote! They'll outnumber us all! Joe Biden set this up, man — Watch America fall! [Chorus] Baby invasion! Baby invasion! Chinese sleeper citizens by Joe's design! Baby invasion! Baby invasion! Decades-long conspiracy — one baby at a time! [Bridge — slower, uncertain, almost thinking] Wait a minute… Epstein's files are buried, sealed away… And somebody visited that island — was it yesterday? There's a predator in the White House — shouldn't that be the story? Shouldn't THAT be what we're— [Snap back — shouted, staccato, cutting off the thought] NO!! BABY INVASION!! Get back on the feed!! BABY INVASION!! That's all that I need!! [Verse 3] My feed pulled me back and now I'm seeing clear again The babies are the problem and the babies are the threat! Epstein who? I don't know, man, that's a rabbit hole too far — Just lock the doors and watch the skies wherever babies are! [Chorus] Baby invasion! Baby invasion! Chinese sleeper citizens by Joe's design! Baby invasion! Baby invasion! Decades-long conspiracy — one baby at a time! [Outro — staccato, hard stop, unhinged] One… baby… at… a… time… Don't look at the files. Don't. Look. At. The. Files.
