
The Resplendent Wager Sets Sail!
(Intro)(Spoken Like a Pirate) "Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me..." "But wait, ye landlubbers, gather 'round the cosmic hearth, for this ain't yer gran's salty tale!" "This be the ballad o' Captain Rukhar, the black wolf o' the Greed Ring, forged in hellfire and starlight by the chaotic whims o' HYM itself!" "We'll sing it as a space sea shanty, with the rhythm o' creakin' decks and solar winds howlin' through the void!" "Inspired by them fierce cadences but twisted into the infinite black with nebulae for waves and galaxies for ports!" "The plunge, the torment, the rebirth, and his eternal sail on the Resplendent Wager!" "Sing it loud, mates, with a chorus to haul the lines by!" (Verse 1) He sailed the nine rings under hatred's gale, A black-furred wolf with eyes of greed-born flame. He plundered ports from Envy's shores to Hell, Drank deep o' rum and chased the siren's claim. Born in sixteen-eighty-five, a hellhound free, Poochie they called 'im, wild as the sea. But crew turned mutinous, his mind they deemed mad, Shot the first mate dead, but the fight went bad. (Chorus) Yo ho, the plank he walked, chains 'round his frame! Into the depths, where fate called his name! Lightning cracked, the storms they raged! HYM's own will, the ocean caged! Rukhar rises, eyes burnin' blue! Defiant wolf, unbreakable true! Solar sails unfurl in the cosmic tide, The Resplendent Wager forever rides! (Verse 2) They hacked his leg, weighed 'im down with iron and sand, Tortured for cineres, but he wouldn't bend. "Walk the plank, ye reckless fool!" the traitors cried, Over the rail, into the cold he dived. Time froze in the abyss, HYM's shadow loomed, "Serve me, wolf, or embrace yer doom." But first the test: flayed mind and bone, Organs splayed like cards on a throne. (Chorus) Yo ho, the pain he bore, acids and fire! From hell's heart, he spat his ire! Lightning cracked, the storms they raged! HYM's own will, the ocean caged! Rukhar rises, eyes burnin' blue! Defiant wolf, unbreakable true! Solar sails unfurl in the cosmic tide, The Resplendent Wager forever rides! (Verse 3) He endured the crucible, quoted the whale's curse, "Thou damned cloud, I'll grapple thee worse!" HYM saw kin in that unyieldin' fire, Rebuilt 'im whole, quenched his dire. Named 'im Rukhar in old Luphra code, "He who trades sins, ne'er defaults the load." Gave 'im a leg o' biomech gleam, But it limps a bit—gotta earn the dream. (Bridge – Call and Response) (Heave ho!) What'd HYM dredge from the machine's cold heart? (Aye-aye!) A drone named I.i, sharp as a dart! Renamed Aye-Aye, to watch o'er the Cap'n's way, Keep 'im in line, through night and day. (Heave ho!) No pussy or grog could break his oath, (Aye-aye!) Three hundred years, defyin' both! Cunnin' as corners, free as the void, Whorin' and piratin', never destroyed. (Verse 4) Now he sails the stars on an East Indiaman grand, Solar panels gleamin' like treasures unplanned. Inspired by Pride o' the Skies, swift through the black, From shattered realms to the Luphra wastes back. Immortal acolyte, HYM's first and true, Chaos in fur, with a crew ever new. Cross 'im, ye fools, and invite yer end, For Rukhar's word's iron—ne'er does it bend. (Final Chorus – Buildin' Loud) Yo ho, the void flinches at his name! Rukhar! The wolf who tamed the flame! Lightning cracked, the storms they raged! HYM's own will, the ocean caged! Rukhar rises, eyes burnin' blue! Defiant wolf, unbreakable true! Solar sails unfurl in the cosmic tide, The Resplendent Wager forever rides! Yo ho... yo ho... eternal he glides! (Outro)(Spoken Like a Pirate) "There ye have it, mate—a full space sea shanty to honor Cap'n Rukhar!" "It's got the defiance, the cosmic piracy, and that unbreakable spirit, ye!" "Aye-Aye says, Fair winds and followin' supernovae to ye!"

