[Intro] [Flüsternd, nervös] Oh no, oh no, not again, man! Keep it cool, play it chill, hide the plan! (Lachen im Hintergrund) [Verse 1] Sittin' in class, math test on the desk, Mind on equations, but she's got me stressed. Her hair flips left, her perfume's a tease, Now I'm sittin' here, prayin', "Please, not me!" Hands on the table, book in my lap, Teacher says, "Stand up!"—I’m caught in a trap. Sweat's on my brow, panic in my eyes, Pull my hoodie down low to hide the rise. (Background: "Yo, he’s sweatin' bullets!") [Chorus] Hide the rise, keep it low, Teenage hormones outta control. Walkin' weird, movin' slow, Prayin' no one will ever know. (Background: "Too late, bro!") [Verse 2] Bus ride home, crowded and tight, Girl next to me says, "You all right?" I nod real quick, cross my legs tight, Thinkin' of grandma to kill the vibe, right? Every glance feels like a laser beam, The struggle is real, it ain't no dream. Bag on my lap like a human shield, Lord, take the wheel, let this thing be healed! (Background: "Bruh, you’re doomed.") [Bridge] Stuck in gym class, shorts too thin, Every lunge feels like a mortal sin. Coach says, "Stretch!" I’m like, "No way!" Thinkin' of algebra to save my day. (Background: "X equals your doom, bro!") [Chorus] Hide the rise, keep it low, Teenage hormones outta control. Walkin' weird, movin' slow, Prayin' no one will ever know. (Background: "We all know!") [Outro] (Langsam, mit ironischem Unterton) Someday I'll laugh at these teenage fears, When life’s awkward moments are far from here. But for now, I sit with my hoodie disguise, Forever haunted, tryin' to hide the rise. (Background: "Legend says he’s still hiding!") (Fade out mit peinlichem Gelächter und einem lauten „Oops!“)
