[Intro] [ Crowd ] GANG-STAH-CHU! GANG-STAH-CHU! [Gangstahchu] Yo, roll the dice, little sprout, your garden got no guard [Verse 1] Gangstahchu in the alley with the thunderbolt grin Bulbamahstah brought a flower, I brought a storm rolling in You got leaves on your back like a busted-up fan I got sparks in my cheeks and a five-point plan You hide in a bulb, call that a fortress? Please I turn your whole greenhouse into toasted debris Your vines move slow, mine crackle on cue You’re a lawn ornament; I’m the headline Pikachu [Hook] [ Crowd ] Who runs the route? GANGSTAHCHU! [Gangstahchu] Who got the juice? [ Crowd ] GANGSTAHCHU! [Gangstahchu] Bulbamahstah, better tuck that bulb in tight One little flash and it’s harvest night [ Crowd ] GANG-STAH-CHU! GANG-STAH-CHU! [Verse 2] Bulbamahstah talking tough with a chlorophyll stare But your signature move is standing still in the square You call that a squad? Just a patch of green I’m a pocket-sized boss with a battery sheen Your petals look tired, your swagger looks rented Even your own seed says your reign got invented I’m electric etiquette, voltage with manners You’re a damp little cabbage with decorative planners I don’t need a gym badge, I badge every gym When the crowd starts chanting, your whole stem gets dim [Hook] [ Crowd ] Who runs the route? GANGSTAHCHU! [Gangstahchu] Who got the juice? [ Crowd ] GANGSTAHCHU! [Gangstahchu] Bulbamahstah, better tuck that bulb in tight One little flash and it’s harvest night [ Crowd ] GANG-STAH-CHU! GANG-STAH-CHU! [Bridge] [Bulbamahstah] I got roots! [Gangstahchu] You got roots, but you never leave the spot [Bulbamahstah] I got leaves! [Gangstahchu] You got leaves, but the punchlines all rot [ Crowd ] OHHHH! [Gangstahchu] No hard feelings, green bean—this is friendly fire But your battle résumé expired before it could acquire [Verse 3] I’m a tiny yellow menace with a heavyweight name You’re a starter-box rumor trying to enter the game Your bulb needs a backup, your vines need a map I clap once—your whole ecosystem takes a nap Chiptune jab, guitar chop, lightning in the booth You brought a watering can; I brought inconvenient truth Tell your trainer take notes, tell the lab close shop Gangstahchu just made the garden mascot drop [Final Hook] [ Crowd ] Who runs the route? GANG-STAH-CHU! [Gangstahchu] Who got the juice? [ Crowd ] GANG-STAH-CHU! [Gangstahchu] Bulbamahstah, salute the little spark You can grow all day, but I own the dark [ Crowd ] GANG-STAH-CHU! GANG-STAH-CHU! [Gangstahchu] Pocket-sized thunder, cartoon kingpin—done Bulbamahstah, go photosynthesize in the sun [Outro] [ Crowd ] GANG-STAH-CHU! [Gangstahchu] Battle over. Water your ego.
