[Intro Guitar] (Flashy, squealing guitar riff with heavy whammy bar abuse, classic Poison style) [Verse] Walking through the schoolyard, what do I see? Kids are screaming numbers, staring at their screens Teachers pulling their hair out, don't understand Why everyone's shouting 'cross the entire land They're not doing math class, no algebra here Just raising their phones and spreading the fear Of missing out on something so absurd Two little digits that have stirred the herd! [Pre-chorus] The tension's building, can you feel the heat? Something's coming, can't be beat! Drums are pounding, guitars start to scream This is more than just a crazy dream! [Chorus] 6-7! 6-7! The numbers that drive us wild! 6-7! 6-7! Making parents smile with pure confusion! 6-7! 6-7! Shout it to the sky! 6-7! 6-7! The reason that we're all alive! [Verse] Grandma's doing TikToks, grandpa's in on it too Even the dog is barking "67" through and through The mailman's delivering packages with style Writing "67" on every single pile The news can't explain it, scientists are baffled How two digits got the whole world tangled In something so stupid, yet so profound The greatest meme to ever be found! [Pre-chorus] The tension's building, can you feel the heat? Something's coming, can't be beat! Drums are pounding, guitars start to scream This is more than just a crazy dream! [Chorus] 6-7! 6-7! The numbers that drive us wild! 6-7! 6-7! Making parents smile with pure confusion! 6-7! 6-7! Shout it to the sky! 6-7! 6-7! The reason that we're all alive! [Guitar solo] (Extended, virtuosic guitar solo with plenty of tapping, whammy bar dives, and flashy hair metal licks that would make C.C. DeVille proud) [Bridge] Some say it's nonsense, some say it's art But we know the truth, deep in our heart It's not just numbers, it's a way of life Cut through the darkness like a shining knife When you're feeling down and life's a mess Just remember 67 brings happiness! It's the answer to questions never asked The greatest meme that's ever been unleashed! [Chorus] 6-7! 6-7! The numbers that drive us wild! 6-7! 6-7! Making parents smile with pure confusion! 6-7! 6-7! Shout it to the sky! 6-7! 6-7! The reason that we're all alive! [Guitar solo] (Short, triumphant final guitar solo with even more over-the-top flashiness) [Big Finish] 6-7! 6-7! 6-7! 6-7! (Everyone shouting together with pounding drums and guitars) SIX! SEVEN! YEEEEAAAAHHHH! [Outro] (Guitar feedback fades out with one final whispered "67...") (Fade to end)
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