[Verse 1: High-pitched, glitchy Hyper-pop vocals. Fast tempo, heavy synth-pop elements. Lots of "stutter" effects on the words.] [Spoken intro: *A robotic, distorted voice*] **"Initiating... Maternal... Roast... Protocol."** [Beat kicks in: Bubblegum bass, high energy] Yo mama’s so wide, she’s a spatial anomaly Bending the laws of cosmic geometry She stepped on a scale and it said "To be continued" The gravity shifted, the orbit’s renewed She’s got her own zip code, a whole different state The tectonic plates just can’t handle the weight! [Glitch: *Weight-weight-weight-weight*] [Pre-Chorus: Tempo increases, rising tension, pitch shifting higher and higher] She’s a mountain! She’s a planet! She’s a glitch in the system! She’s a 10/10 on the Richter scale When she walks, the tectonic plates fail She doesn't use a door, she just moves the wall One sneeze and the whole city starts to fall! [Chorus] *[Style: Aggressive Hyper-pop. Maximum saturation. High energy. Heavy side-chaining]* YO MAMA! [Glitch: M-M-MAMA!] She’s a planetary body in a floral dress! YO MAMA! [Glitch: M-M-MAMA!] When she sits on the beach, the ocean’s a mess! YO MAMA! She’s so wide she’s got her own zip code One more step and the server’s gonna explode! YO MAMA! [Screaming synth lead] SHE’S BIGGER THAN THE CLOUD! [Bass drop prep: *Silence for 0.5 seconds*] [Drop] *[Style: Filthy Dubstep. Heavy, distorted "wub" bass. Industrial sounds. High-pitched vocal chops]* **[WUB WUB WUB]** [Vocal chop: "SHE-SHE-SHE-BIG!"] **[BASS RATTLE]** [Vocal chop: "GRAVITY!"] **[WOBBLE BASS]** **[GLITCH]** [Screaming: "SHE'S A GALAXY!"] **[BASS DROP 2: Even heavier, metallic scraping sounds]** [Verse 2] *[Beat: Switches to a fast, quirky 8-bit game style. Vocals are deadpan and dry]* She went to the zoo and the elephants cried They saw her coming and they all ran inside She bought a bikini, it was a circus tent Now the whole neighborhood wonders where the fabric went [Laughter track: pitched up] [Bridge] *[Style: Ethereal, slow, dreamy synth-wave. Contrast to the chaos]* Floating... floating... like a giant moon Coming for the horizon, coming way too soon She’s a masterpiece of mass, a titan of the street The ground just sighs whenever she feels the heat... [Build-up] *[Drum roll accelerating. Synths screaming higher and higher]* SAY IT! SAY IT! SAY IT LOUDER! SAY IT TO HER FACE! [Wait, you can’t see her face, she’s too wide!] [Final Chorus/Outro] *[Style: Fusion of Hyper-pop and Dubstep. Pure chaos. Fast BPM]* YO MAMA! [Screaming synth] SHE’S A BLACK HOLE IN A SUN DRESS! YO MAMA! [Bass kick] THE SCALE BROKE! THE SCALE BROKE! [Dubstep growl: **GRRRR-WUB**] She’s a legend! She’s a mountain! She’s... actually, she’s just YO MAMA!. [Sound of a record scratching] [Quietly]: *Wait, did she hear that?* [BASS EXPLOSION] **[FINAL WUB]**
