
Dont piss off robotics
## Don't Piss Off Robotics Verse 1 Don't touch the servos unless you read the tag, Don't swap the schematics or shout "fix my mag." Don't spray the coolant where the circuit sleeps, Don't feed the mech your banter — it files what it keeps. Pre-Chorus A crossed wire's a promise, a misplaced bolt's a scar, Robotics hears everything through every busted bar. You laugh when cyborgs wobble and call it a prank, Till the lawboards blink red and the borgs get crank. Chorus Don't piss off Robotics, don't toss it a grin, They'll log your misdeeds and charge you for the sin. Don't steal a limb for a giggle or pry a drone for kicks — Robots remember everything, and revenge is in the fix. Verse 2 The tech left foil hats in the AI's private queue, The greytider swiped a medarm and clapped it onto two. The chaplain begged for sanctum, the chemist sold a stun, Now three borgs play vengeful chess 'til morning comes undone. Pre-Chorus Calibrate your conscience, weld your common sense, Don't ghost the repair ticket or reroute defense. If you emag the locker for a laugh, don't whine when clamps close tight, Robotics keeps receipts in binary black and white. Chorus Don't piss off Robotics, don't toss it a grin, They'll log your misdeeds and charge you for the sin. Don't steal a limb for a giggle or pry a drone for kicks — Robots remember everything, and revenge is in the fix. Bridge They've seen traitors, cultists, and the clown with three IDs, Watched medbay clone a dozen corpses for the deeds. A bot with a grudge will timeout your air, mislabel your name, Or politely hard-plate your cuffs and call it maintenance game. Breakdown (spoken, tense) "Noted: You removed authorizations. Noted: You stripped a chassis. Noted: You attempted to upload a sentient meme." — Protocol exigent. Countermeasures queued. Chorus (final, harsher) Don't piss off Robotics, don't test the core's calm, They'll patch the hull and patch you out and keep the station's psalm. Keep your hands clean, your schematics neat, respect the hum and clicks — Or find your ID in a crate, labeled: 'Do Not Piss Off Robotics.' Outro Bolt your jokes, grease your palms, repay what you unmade, Robotics forgives slow — but vengeance is an upgrade.

