[Verse 1 - fun hawaiian music] On a crystal crescent moon Sat a golden little fruit Lunar skin and silver bloom Swaying in its starry suit Sweet and small and round and bright Shining over pillow clouds Then the moon let go its hold And the fruit fell down, down, down [Pre-Chorus - fun hawaiian music] Oh, the crowd looked up below With hungry eyes and open hands Pineapple hearts began to pound As it dropped into the land [Chorus - fun hawaiian music] All gone! All gone! They chewed the moonlit fruit All gone! All gone! The crowd devoured the proof [Verse 2 - death metal] Now the guitars turn to iron Now the sky turns red and black Teeth like wrecking bells are flashing As they strip the yellow back The crescent moon just stared in shock Its silver lip began to shake While the people roared in circles Till the whole sweet fruit was ate [Chorus - death metal] All gone! All gone! They chewed the moonlit fruit All gone! All gone! The crowd devoured the proof [Bridge - death metal] Then the peel began to shimmer Then a cold mist split the air From the rind came back a spirit With a grin too wild to bear I'm back! I'm back! The ghost fruit rose alive [Breakdown - death metal] They screamed! They fled! They ran in blind, pale fear [Verse 3 - death metal] But one woman in pink stood steady Holding high a sign of fate It said it's dinner time And she smiled like she couldn't wait She lunged for the ghosty pineapple With her fork held high and tight But the ghost fruit snapped and swallowed Then it burped into the night [Final Chorus - death metal] All gone! All gone! The scream went through the crowd All gone! All gone! The moon fell faint and down I'm back! I'm back! The ghost is still the king [Outro - death metal] The moon went limp in silence And the stars forgot to blink
