[Instrumental Intro] [Verse 1] Yo dawg, Deacon on the mic [Repeat 2x] Tater tot asshole. Yeah, the guy who actually hits his damn targets. Damn targets hit right the heck on schedule. [Verse 2] You see dawg, you see I had to become a Tater tot. Just to hit my damned goal. After all, I brought the MacBook Air home in 3 weeks instead of 8, Just by tweaking that little parta my identity dawg. [Verse 3] Unfortunate as for me to say... There was at least some merit to what the Tater Tots drummed up. Yanno, the red-tinted pilltakers. Yeah, those bros. They were def up to somethin’, you feel me? [Chorus] Cause I reached a point, where Tater Tot Assholin’, Only way my hard work would pay off. Movin’ my life where it’s supposed to go in, Yes, you can call me Mr. Tater Tot. [Verse 4] Ain’t apologize fo shit. What do I gotta apologize for? Appeasing to the idiots? Heck naw dawg, they ain’t call me the Tater Tot Asshole fo no reason. [Verse 5] Same Tater Tot Asshole who bought the MacBook Air in 3 weeks... ...Will buy the ‘Novoes in two. A pair of twin X-thirteen’s you feel me. Those thirteen inch laptops, runnin’ good ol’ Linux n’ shit. Yanno, the kinda shit that keeps the computers runnin’ fo years n’ shit. [Instrumental Break – Clanging pots & pans] [Verse 6] Why? Cause ‘ya tater tot asshole’ll doordash... Yeah, in his Suba-shit Shitbox. Fourteen hour days, sacrificin’ his weekend fo sum extra cash. Fo them X-thirteens. The touch screen thingies. [Verse 7] Yo dawg you know Tate? The guy I absolutely despise to the center of my core? Well that bro’s got some smart ideas on what it means... To hustle fo da dough. [Verse 8] Yeah, real smart ideas I didn’t wanna implement... But fo the sake of my sanity in 2026, I just had to, ‘ya feel me? Go with the vibe, grind like hell for the two goddamn goals, I had on my goddamn roster. [Verse 9 – Outro] So y’all can call me the Tater Tot. Mister Tater Tot, that is. The Tater Tot asshole who ain’t settlin’ ‘fo nothin’. Goddamn deuces the Tater Tot Asshole is here to dominate. [Closing] Ain’t no playin’ in this basketball court.