[Spoken Intro] I came in here for something. That much is established. [Verse 1] Walked through the door with a singular mission Three seconds later—complete system revision Saw one cup, took it back to the sink Found a wet sock, now I’m questioning everything Phone in my hand while I’m looking for my phone Opened one tab, built a digital Rome, Started an email, redesigned the font What did I come in here for? Apparently—not that. [Pre-Chorus] One thing led to another thing. Another thing grew tiny wings Tiny wings found roller skates Now I’m reorganising plates [Chorus] Fourteen sidequests No main plot Half a cold coffee Where’s the thing I bought? Fourteen sidequests Three new friends Started one small job Now the universe depends I came in here for something I haven’t found it yet But I’ve alphabetised the spices And adopted the internet [Post-Chorus] Sidequest Sidequest Ooh, shiny— Next quest Sidequest Sidequest What was I— Never mind [Verse 2] Now there’s a basket in the middle of the floor A mysterious screwdriver beside the door I have six good ideas and a business plan And absolutely no idea why there’s butter in my hand Sent myself a message saying “don't forget” Didn’t say what—so that’s a fun little threat There was a system here, briefly, in May Then I bought coloured labels And got carried away [Pre-Chorus] One thing led to another thing [Outro] Another thing required string String reminded me of crafts Now I’m learning stained glass [Chorus] Fourteen side quests No main plot Half a cold coffee Where's the thing I bought? Fourteen side quests Three new friends Started one small job Now the universe depends I came in here for something I haven’t found it yet But I’ve colour-coded progress So technically—success [Breakdown] Wait. Don’t speak. I can feel it coming back to me. ... Nope. [Bass Drop] SIDEQUEST! [Bridge / Rapid-Fire] Keys in the fridge Tea in the hall One clean sock No clue at all Tabs on tabs Plans on plans Butter still Inside my hand Not a straight line More a constellation Every little detour Has excellent presentation [Final Chorus] Fourteen sidequests Still no plot But look at all the strange and brilliant things I’ve got Fourteen sidequests Place your bets I may not find the main thing— But I’m not finished yet [Outro] I came in here for something. Oh! ....No. Gone again.
