[Intro – lo-fi guitar loop + filtered beat] Oi... lights low innit? No plan. No text. Just vibes, bruv. [instrumental break – vinyl crackle + distant horn swell] [Verse 1 – spoken/sung] Me an’ the boys, cheap Ryanair flight, Bags full o’ crisps, dreams full o’ night. Flip-flops squeakin’, fake Ray-Bans on, We land, sun blazin’, and the mood’s proper on. [instrumental fill – beat groove + Rhodes stab] Spot these birds, drippin’ gold an’ gloss, Heels like daggers, skin like sauce. I goes, “Oi darlin’, you from a film?” She goes, “You’re sweet — but you lookin’ kinda dim.” [trombone riff – comic timing] [Chorus – sung, soul-funk swagger] They was too flash, too posh, too slick, Like tryin’ to dance in boots too thick. We came wiv jokes, they came for pounds, Now I’m here just mopin’ round. Outta me league, bruv, high as the moon... All I had was a Mars and a half-warm tune. [instrumental break – Rhodes solo + muted bass drop] [Verse 2 – half-spoken groove] She had lashes like wings, voice like gin, Asked her out — she scoffed at me grin. She said, “Where’s your villa?” — I said, “Got a tent.” She said, “Nice try,” and away she went. [horn stabs – cheeky bounce] Her ‘Gram’s got yachts, mine’s full o’ memes, Her purse had diamonds, mine had dreams. I thought I was slick — proper lad with charm, But I’m Camden Market, she’s Louis V farm. [Bridge – ambient, lazy beat] Now I’m chillin’ by a bin, phone on 3%, Scrollin’ back through chats that never went. They say “money can’t buy love”, that’s sweet — But it sure does buy a front-row seat. [pause – soft Rhodes and vinyl hiss] [Final Chorus – with gang vocals, beat drop] Too posh, too proud, way outta touch, Didn’t want hugs — just leather and clutch. We had laughs, sunburn, and beer, They had yachts — we weren’t welcome ‘ere. Outta me league, bruv, far and wide... She waved goodbye — I nearly cried. [call & response – “outta me league!” / “bruv, you tried!”] [Outro – guitar loop + vocal chop] “oi… oi… outta me league…” [instrumental fade – trombone, Rhodes, ambient textures] [Outro – guitar loop + vocal chop: “oi… oi… outta me league…” fade out] [END]
