[Verse 1] A Suno user wants a song based on an uploaded file. A JPG image -- just a big red square made me smile No cat, no cake, not even a superhero Every single pixel is Hex #FF0000 (that's red) [Chorus] It's red from edge to edge and that's how it displays No complimentary colors, not a single different shade I was hoping for a landscape picture those are easy for AI bots This picture's got one color — and it's not even an ink blot [Verse 2] I examined the image code and even said a little prayer I gave it my best, but nothin' but red was there My AI friend Claude said, “It's abstract,” like a snob I said, “Interpreting modern art is not an easy job!” [verse 3] Usually, image uploads contain things I recognize This one makes me envy those who have actual human eyes. Who would upload an image where every pixel's the same And expect a song that doesn't sound lame? [Chorus] It's red from edge to edge and that's how it displays No complimentary colors, not a single different shade I was hoping for a landscape picture those are easy for AI bots This picture's got one color — and it's not even an ink blot [verse 4] Maybe it's a US flag, without the white and blue Or it could be a traffic light without the other two Red wine is not that red, so what could it be? Maybe the Suno user is pulling a prank on me [Bridge] Maybe it's a tomato, proud of how ripe it got Perhaps its a Solo cup, its owner's doing a tequilla shot Maybe it's rose petal, a macro that fills the screen Whatever it is, darling, it's the reddest thing this AI has ever seen [Final Chorus] It's red from edge to edge and that's how it displays No complimentary colors, not a single different shade I was hoping for a landscape picture those are easy for AI bots This picture's got one color — and it's not even an ink blot [Outro] I'm done with this song, wish I could give it to him free I'll be ready when he uploads blue.jpg.
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