Trash and Treasure - - The Ropers Way

[Intro-free, No-Intro, Verse 1] [sexy british accented female vocals] she strolled into the tavern, reeking of jack With banded eyes so sly, they could cut through the black Her striped tail brushed the floor like a rogue's velvet blade as she sat near the paladin and placed a hand on his leg . [Pre-Chorus] Hey there, shiny armor, you up for some fun? Her voice like honey and her breath like cheap rum [Chorus] [gang vocals join, accordion plays upbeat folk riff] Oh, the great trash bandit she promises treasure within But you'll awake in the dungeon, sporting only bare skin She'll toast to your folly and drink to your sin While the tentacle ropers writhe their way in [Verse 2] [palm-muted guitar gallop] She spun the paladin a story of treasure untold Of rubies and relics and chalices of gold Your sword is so big and hard and muscles so strong. With a guide like me, what could possibly go wrong? [Pre-Chorus] He never suspected, he never did see The booze in her veins and the trickery [Chorus] [full intensity, driving double-kick drums] Oh, the great trash bandit she promises treasure within But you'll awake in the dungeon, sporting only bare skin She'll toast to your folly and drink to your sin While the tentacle ropers writhe their way in [Bridge] [instrumental break, harmonized guitar solo with accordion backing] [vocals return, building intensity] He never suspected, he never did see The booze in her veins and the trickery [Chorus] Oh, the great trash bandit she promises treasure within But you'll awake in the dungeon, sporting only bare skin She'll toast to your folly and drink to your sin While the tentacle ropers writhe their way in [Outro] [accordion solo, fading with final drum fill and guitar feedback]