**Verse 1** I used to show up, grab whatever was there, Franklin, Vulcan, didn't really care. Cracked one? Lost one? Toss another in, As long as we were playin', let the games begin. **Pre-Chorus** Then one day somebody handed me gold... A Lifetime ball, and now I've been sold. **Chorus** 🎶 I never cared what ball we'd use, Now I've got Lifetime ball reviews. "That one's too soft." "That bounce ain't right." "Who brought this off-brand here tonight?" I used to say, "Just hit and play!" Now I'm judging balls all day. It's funny how one purchase changed it all... Now I'm the pickiest pickleball guy of all! 🎶 **Verse 2** "Can we use this one?" "Nah, that's a no." "It wobbles in the wind, don'tcha know?" "Lifetime's got the feel, the sound, the spin." Everybody rolls their eyes when I walk in. **Bridge** I became... the ball inspector. Court scientist. Bounce collector. I'll squeeze it, spin it, hold it to the light... Yeah, I've got opinions now, and I know I'm right! **Final Chorus** 🎶 I never cared what ball we'd use, Now I've got Lifetime ball tattoos... *(okay, not really!)* If it's not Lifetime, hide it away, I'm starting a debate before we play. From "I don't care" to "This ball's too small," I've become the biggest ball snob of all. Who would've thought I'd take that fall? One Lifetime ball... changed me all. 🎶 **Outro (spoken):** *"Guys... I swear this one bounces 3% better."* 😂🏓
