Big Penny. That's who I am. I just shit my pants. Lets get this over with. see a penny, pick it up, then i put it in a cup. now i've got a penny in a cup Who's the chump, Bubble Gump? i'm gonna blow everybody up. My dad, he call me stupid Get a gun, and shoot him in cupid My dad, he give me big penny I throw it in his face like a big benny I'm a big benny, give me big penny, gonna go with my big big big bemmy Fuck the coppers, I got big copper My dad killed my mom, he's a robber She don't like crime, he cover her in slime He push her down the stairs like every other time My dad ran in with a big penny Dropped it on the floor, and he didn't want a spenny Y'all ready for the copper to drop? everybody, drop your coppers! Yo, heads or tails! Make your call! Epic fails! A penny saved is a penny earned. A penny shaved is a penny spermed. A penny graved is a penny burned. Too Much Change Cold Hard Cents weighs me down Common Cents Call for Change Pocket change do you smell the winds of change? Dirty penny, Smelly penny, Take a penny, leave a penny, if you taste a penny, it don't taste so good Make my tummy hurt, it don't feel so good This is a cry for help My- My belly hurt My- My belly hurt I can't stop eating pennies My belly hurt, my belly gonna squirt There's a penny inside, and its name is Burt (Burt) (Burt) (Burt) [Outro] I only date girls named... Penny.
