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«ТУРБОУЛИТКА, ИЛИ Я — КРАСОТКА!» 1

V6

[A comic song — a musical mini-comedy for three voices. Musical style: Comedy Pop, a cheerful variety cabaret with elements of funk, a lively bass line, an accordion, comical sounds and unexpected pauses. Metrical scheme: dactylic metre, with colloquial interjections. The quatrains follow an ABAB rhyme scheme. Characters: a Female vocals — a self-assured budding director; a Female vocals — an ironic, practical wife; a child vocals — a witty little expert on modern technology] [Intro] [pumping synth pads, electronic kick drum] [distorted guitar riff enters, syncopated chugging] [drum fill, high-pitched synth siren] [violin continues over heavy guitars] [Russian vocals, clear Russian pronunciation, spoken word intro, poetic synth-pop, cinematic, deep bass, emotional delivery, atmospheric, crisp production] [Deep cinematic bass drop, ominous dark synth pad] [Spoken word, deep dramatic female movie trailer voice] [Slight pause] [low synth drone, industrial sound effects] [distorted sub-bass, staccato synth riff] [harmonized distorted electric guitars, driving drum beat] [Verse 1 — The Morning of the Forest Beauty] [dynamic synth pads, electronic bass drum] [female vocals with heavy reverb] [child’s vocals with heavy reverb] [shout] [shout] (Опа!) (Опа!) (Я — КРАСОТКА!) (Ёж, догоняй!) (Хи-хи-хи!) (Ха-ха-ха!) (Ха-ха-ха!) [Child vocals, surprised] [female vocals] Дождь подари́л мне у́тренний буке́т, На ли́стьях засия́ли бриллиа́нты. Мой дом в поло́сках — мо́дный силуэ́т, А ро́жки — ве́рные адъюта́нты! Я вы́шла в свет — ни дать ни взять звезда́, С кори́чневой и сти́льной окаё́мкой. Куда́ ни глянь — прекра́сна я всегда́, И но́гу пря́чу в до́мик свой я ё́мкий! [sudden energetic beat-drop, electronic pop style] [bass and drums continue, palm-muted guitar] [bassline changes to rolling sixteenth notes] [Melancholic piano solo] [Soft violin swells] [aggressive female rap vocals] [distorted guitar power chords, heavy kick drum] [bright arpeggiated synth enters] [bass drops out briefly, then returns with driving drums] [Minimal piano, very soft vocal] [Chorus] [Strings slowly enter, subtle tension, vocal gradually intensifies] [distorted guitar riff enters, syncopated chugging] [drum fill, high-pitched synth siren] [violin continues over heavy guitars] [Verse 2 — Breakfast of the Champion] [distorted guitar power chords, heavy kick drum] [bright arpeggiated synth enters] [bass drops out briefly, then returns with driving drums] [distorted guitar riff enters, syncopated chugging] [drum fill, high-pitched synth siren] [violin continues over heavy guitars] [distorted guitar power chords, heavy kick drum] [bright arpeggiated synth enters] [shout] (Ничего себе!) (Куда летит?!) (ЭТО ЖЕ РАКЕТА!) (Ой, не могу!) (Хи-хи-хи!) (Ха-ха-ха!) [female vocals] На за́втрак — мох и пре́лый листо́к, Грибно́й паште́т — усла́да для гурма́на. Лиша́йник — мой люби́мый пирожо́к, Приро́дный стол — ни ка́пельки обма́на! Дие́та? Нет! Я стро́йная и так, Мой аппети́т досто́ин рестора́на. Пусть кто́-то ест фастфу́д и жи́рный мак, Мне гриб вкусне́е сла́дкого бана́на!! [shout] (Вжух!) (Вжух!) (ТУРБОУЛИТКА!) (Вот это скорость!) (Ха-ха-ха!) [Beautiful instrumental build-up] [Piano and violin duet solo] [bass drops out briefly, then returns with driving drums] [Instrumental Break] [high-resonance trance lead synth solo] [heavy gated snare] [full band, driving rhythm] [guitar solo with wah effect] [full band, driving drums, distorted power chords] [Strophe] [Chorus — Cheerful, lively, with choir] [full band, driving rhythm] [guitar solo with wah effect] [full band, driving drums, distorted power chords] [aggressive spoken/shouted vocals] [bass drops out briefly, then returns with driving drums] [shout] (Тише! Тише!) (Разборки в лесу!) (Ха-ха-ха!) (Улитка, кокетливо) — Эй, ёжик!.. не отставай! (Ха-ха-ха!) (Хи-хи-хи!) [female vocals] Я — ули́тка! Вы́сший класс! Короле́ва мо́крых трасс! Обгоню́ любо́го из вас — То́лько не ста́вьте подно́жки! Я — ули́тка! Я — ого́нь! Мой деви́з — быстре́й раке́ты! Ну́-ка, ё́жик, догони́, Не заме́тив и приме́ты! (Хор: «Ту́рбо! Ту́рбо! Вот так красо́тка!») [shout] (Вот это да!) (Королева Формулы-1!) (Улитка — огонь!) (Ха-ха-ха!) (Хи-хи-хи! [Strings slowly enter, subtle tension, vocal gradually intensifies] [distorted guitar riff enters, syncopated chugging] [drum fill, high-pitched synth siren] [violin continues over heavy guitars] [distorted guitar power chords, heavy kick drum] [bright arpeggiated synth enters] [bass drops out briefly, then returns with driving drums] [saw-wave synth riff fades] [final orchestral hit] [instrumental fade out with sub-bass and synth pads] [distorted guitar riff enters, syncopated chugging] [drum fill, high-pitched synth siren] [violin continues over heavy guitars] [synth riff intensifies, drums maintain steady backbeat] [guitar feedback swell] [final drum hit] [Fade out] [End]