[Verse] In the land of Maldon, a hero was born David McPipehelm, with mud in his core He donned his armor and he marched with pride The bravest of Mud Men, his legacy would ride [Verse 2] From the dreary streets of London town To the muddy fields, he always stood his ground With a fearless heart and a determined stride David McPipehelm, a warrior in his prime [Chorus] Oh, David McPipehelm, the Mud Man of fame We sing your praises, in your honor we proclaim Through the muck and the grime, you never let go A legend forever, in our hearts you'll glow
