Verse 1 A cat can’t wear a crown, but he’s acting like the king of all. I don’t know what happened, but there’s fluff everywhere. He is so fluffy, he is so sweet, and apparently he is all that I need. Pre-Chorus I found it on the pillow, I found it on my chair. I swear I cleaned this house today— WHY IS IT EVERYWHERE?! Chorus THE FLUFFENIIIIING! Your fluff is everywhere! In the bed, on the sofa, on my fucking underwear! THE FLUFFENIIIIING! Without a crown, you’re still my own, the king is now a fluffy thing— and now the fluff has claimed my home! Verse 2 There’s fluff upon my hoodie, there’s fluff inside my shoe. I found some in the fridge today. How did it get there, Majesty? I bought you your own blanket. You sleep on mine instead. You have six different cat beds. You sleep directly on my head. Pre-Chorus 2 He smiles like nothing happened. He doesn’t even care. Sir, this is MY HOUSE— “Feed me a mouse.” …instead of cleaning up your hair. Chorus THE FLUFFENIIIIING! Your fluff is everywhere! In the bed, on the sofa, on my fucking underwear! THE FLUFFENIIIIING! He is fluffy, he is sweet, he destroys everything I own and somehow gets a treat. miau. MIIIIAAAAAAUUUUUUU Final Chorus THE FLUFFENIIIIIIIIING! No crown could save me now! He’s fluffy and he’s beautiful and I don’t understand how! THE FLUFFENIIIIING! My house will never be the same! Long live the fluffy king— KING MIAUZIBUR! Long may he reign. …somebody get the lint roller.
