2D Girls are the Best (Remastered)

[instrumental intro] [fast build] [Verse 1] Woke up this morning, turned on my PC Clicked on my ワイフ, she’s waiting for me No real-life drama, no need to confess In the world of anime, 2D girls are the best [Pre-Chorus] ツンデレ, ヤンデレ, take your pick No need for 3D, they just don't click かわいい faces, big eyes that shine Real girls are fine, but 2D's divine [Chorus] 2D girls, すごい, すごい Better than reality, oh boy, oh boy No need for IRL when you’ve got the best In my world, 2D girls are the quest [instrumental interlude] [Verse 2] Got my 抱き枕, we’re cuddling tight Every episode, she’s there every night No heartbreaks here, no jealousy games In my オタク life, everything’s the same [Pre-Chorus] ワイフ wars and ハズバンド too We’re all in love, it’s nothing new No glitches, no lag, just pure 萌え 3D’s a bug, but 2D’s okay [Chorus] 2D girls, すごい, すごい Better than reality, oh boy, oh boy No need for IRL when you’ve got the best In my world, 2D girls are the quest [instrumental interlude] [Bridge] No need for Tinder, or awkward dates My ワイフ is waiting, no need for fakes ガチャ life and visual novel With my 2D love, I’ll never grovel [Chorus] 2D girls, すごい, すごい Better than reality, oh boy, oh boy No need for I-R-L when you’ve got the best In my world, 2D girls are the quest [break] [Outro - big finish] So here’s to the ワイフ, to the girls in the screen In this オタク life, they’re the queen Real world’s overrated, we all know the test In the end, 2D girls are the best! [fade out] [end]