Skip the chores, skip the plan, Dance around, Don't give a dame. I keep it neat, I keep it right, But nothing changes overnight. I wash the car on rainy days, Chase direction in empty ways. I carry weight that’s not my own, And wonder why I feel alone. Why obey, why pretend? All these duties never end! Life’s too short to play it straight, Never to late! its never to late! Two roads ahead, I stop, I stare, One is heavy, one is bare. One is duty, cold and cruel, The other’s fun, it breaks the rules. Why obey, why pretend? All these duties never end! Life’s too short to play it straight, Choose the fun, its never to late! Skip the chores, skip the plan, Dance around, Don't give a dame. If there’s a choice, it’s clear to me, The fun road sets you free. Why obey, why pretend? All these duties never end! Life’s too short to play it straight, Choose the fun, choose the fun Why obey, why pretend? All these duties never end! Life’s too short to play it straight, go have the fun, Choose the fun Why obey, why pretend? All these duties never end! Life’s too short to play it straight, Never to late! its never to late! ...don't be a boring fucking bitch.