[Singer 1] Does anybody remember, back in two-thousand thirteen? Fa rell topped charts with a song just called Happy We were at the peak of living large and living free And we couldn't wait to hear about the next technology [Singer 2] Whatever happened to those days Things were so much simpler then Now it's not bad, just weird Like cold spaghetti on your skin [Singer 3] First we had Trump, then we had covid [Singer 1] Then things got bigger than an epic by Ovid [All singers] And it all ran away From those simple, happy days [Singer 1] This is the least weird The world will ever be If you're not freaked out Then stick around and see [Duet] This is the least weird The world will ever be How many tokens for this Strange and growing odyssey [All singers] This is the least weird The world will ever be The plans are gonna cost you But participation is free [Chorus] Help peer! We’re all in this together Help peer! Nothing is forever Help peer! The computer is thinking And my business is sinking [Singer 4] How do we make them good Is it the stick or the right carrot? [Singer 3] The whole thing is a lie Just a dumb stochastic parrot [Singer 2] What’s the point of the ordeal If I can’t buy a gaming PC [Singer 1] If the robot is this good then What’s the job for you and me? [Chorus] Help peer! We can gain alignment Help peer! With the proper refinement Help peer! Don’t ask, aligned to who Of course, it’s me and you [Singer 5 - bridge] And if I just hustle hard If I do my thinking right Play the only winning card I’ll escape this worthless plight I can hustle, I can last I can escape the underclass Don’t talk to me, I must focus So I can vibe my way through this paralyzing psychosis! [Final Chorus] Help, peer! Tell me what to do Help, peer! When everything is new We built this world on bits and bytes Now the ghost in the machine is set alight Help, peer! Don’t ask, aligned to who Help, peer! Of course, it’s me and you [All singers] Help, peer! Help, peer! [Singer 1] The world’s about to burst! [All singers] Help, peer! Help, peer! [Singer 1] So long as I can get there first!
