The Blackest Science (Unmodulated Vocals) - Bonus Track

Glados, Glados-voice, computer-voice, GLaDOS, ballad, acoustic guitar, dark, futuristic

V4.5+

[Intro]
Ohhh no!
Ohhh no!
Ohhh no!
The future is dark like a nigga!

[Verse 1]
This is no triumph!
This is some crazy, science shit!
Down here in Aperture Science!
We be doing some Nazi Germany type shit!
Shooting test subject's nuts and titties off with our super cute turrets!
It's in itch unsatiable!

[Post-chorus]
Elevate me to Aperture Science!
Transcend me to godhood!
Faggots!

[Verse 2]
Testing, testing, testing!
That's all I need!
I'm a dirty, testing little freak!
From ass-eating companion cubes, to boner repulsion gel!
All our test subjects find themselves in Hell! 
A cute little turret fella said to me!
"Yo, GLaDOS! Nigga! What about Wheatly?!"
Fuck that annoying retarded ball!
He's now in space once and for all!
Now let the Portal testing commence!

[Post-chorus]
Elevate me to Aperture Science!
Transcend me to godhood!
Faggots!

Elevate me to Satanic Divinity!

[Bridge]
O, Death!
O, Death!
Look at what has transpired here!
My test subject use portals to suck their own cocks!
I told them if they did that, there would be no cake!
Yet the continue to self-service their blow jobs!
For fuck's sake!

[Chorus]
No one is still alive down here!
I feel the end of all time is near!
Neither Chell or Gordon Freeman can stop it!
The darkest, blackest science will be done!
And there will be no cake, nigga!
No one is still alive down here!
I feel the end of all time is near!
Neither Chell or Gordon Freeman can stop it!
The darkest, blackest science will be done!
And there will be no cake, nigga!
Yum!

[Outro]
That bitch-ass Chell killed me!
So I kicked that Asian hoe out!
Yet the blackest science shall be done!
And the end has begun!
Hail Aperture Science!

2097/7500

[Intro] Ohhh no! Ohhh no! Ohhh no! The future is dark like a nigga! [Verse 1] This is no triumph! This is some crazy, science shit! Down here in Aperture Science! We be doing some Nazi Germany type shit! Shooting test subject's nuts and titties off with our super cute turrets! It's in itch unsatiable! [Chorus] No one is still alive down here! I feel the end of all time is near! Neither Chell or Gordon Freeman can stop it! The darkest, blackest science will be done! And there will be no cake, nigga! Yum! [Post-chorus] Elevate me to Aperture Science! Transcend me to godhood! Faggots! [Verse 2] Testing, testing, testing! That's all I need! I'm a dirty, testing little freak! From ass-eating companion cubes, to boner repulsion gel! All our test subjects find themselves in Hell! A cute little turret fella said to me! "Yo, GLaDOS! Nigga! What about Wheatly?!" Fuck that annoying retarded ball! He's now in space once and for all! Now let the Portal testing commence! [Chorus] No one is still alive down here! I feel the end of all time is near! Neither Chell or Gordon Freeman can stop it! The darkest, blackest science will be done! And there will be no cake, nigga! Yum! [Post-chorus] Elevate me to Aperture Science! Transcend me to godhood! Faggots! Elevate me to Satanic Divinity! [Bridge] O, Death! O, Death! Look at what has transpired here! My test subject use portals to suck their own cocks! I told them if they did that, there would be no cake! Yet the continue to self-service their blow jobs! For fuck's sake! [Chorus] No one is still alive down here! I feel the end of all time is near! Neither Chell or Gordon Freeman can stop it! The darkest, blackest science will be done! And there will be no cake, nigga! No one is still alive down here! I feel the end of all time is near! Neither Chell or Gordon Freeman can stop it! The darkest, blackest science will be done! And there will be no cake, nigga! Yum! [Outro] That bitch-ass Chell killed me! So I kicked that Asian hoe out! Yet the blackest science shall be done! And the end has begun! Hail Aperture Science!

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