[Verse 1] Dryer spins the heat, tumbling round and round Left a pair of argyle, now they can't be found Imported state of mind, calculating stats Sable Frost is creeping in tactical combat hats Ash Byte drops a heavy 808 sub-bass tremor Looking for a cotton thief, looking for a debtor [Pre-Chorus] Sable Skye on the synth making high-pitched wails Kaz Lux on the snare counting laundryails Something's taking loot right out of the machine The greatest disappearance that the world has ever seen [Chorus] Oh, it’s the great sock heist, stealing from the drawer! Single lefts and rights scattered on the floor! Trap beats pounding while the dryer doors slam We've been robbed clean by a fuzzy little lamb! The great sock heist! (Yeah, every single pair!) Now we're walking round in shoes with our ankles bare! [Verse 2] Check behind the lint trap, check inside the sleeve Micro-fibers vanishing, hard for me to believe Imported data streams tracking down the fuzz Was it a gremlin? Tell me what it was! Kaz hits the hi-hat, rapid fire tick Ash turns the filter up, bass gets thick [Pre-Chorus] Sable Skye on the synth making high-pitched wails Kaz Lux on the snare counting laundryails Something's taking loot right out of the machine The greatest disappearance that the world has ever seen [Chorus] Oh, it’s the great sock heist, stealing from the drawer! Single lefts and rights scattered on the floor! Trap beats pounding while the dryer doors slam We've been robbed clean by a fuzzy little lamb! The great sock heist! (Yeah, every single pair!) Now we're walking round in shoes with our ankles bare! [Bridge] (Beat drop, minimalist 808s and whispered vocals) Wait. Listen. Do you hear that scratching in the vent? That’s where all the striped and polka dots went. Bring the flashlight, Ash. Hold the drumstick, Kaz. Sable Frost is kicking down the portal to the stash. One, two, three, four—give us back our cottonmore! [Verse 3] Vault doors open up, mountains of the knit Neon-colored wool piled deep and legit Imported syndication of the missing footgear We solved the biggest mystery of the whole damn year! Sable Skye riffing hard over synth-wave chords Reclaiming all our laundry from the dryer overlords! [Pre-Chorus] Sable Skye on the synth making high-pitched wails Kaz Lux on the snare counting laundryails Something's taking loot right out of the machine The greatest disappearance that the world has ever seen [Chorus] Oh, it’s the great sock heist, stealing from the drawer! Single lefts and rights scattered on the floor! Trap beats pounding while the dryer doors slam We've been robbed clean by a fuzzy little lamb! The great sock heist! (Yeah, every single pair!) Now we're walking round in shoes with our ankles bare! [Outro] Case closed. Put 'em in the basket. Pair 'em up. Or just wear mismatched ones to the club. Ash, fade the beat. Kaz, hit the cymbal. Electric Machine keeps spinning. And the socks... they're back. (Beat fades out with a dryer buzzer sound)
