[SYSTEM BOOT – Spoken Vocoder] Power... Online... Rhythm database... Loaded. Dance protocols... Loaded. Emotion... Not found. Groove... Not found. Searching... Searching... Searching... ... Human detected. (Finger snap.) [Beat Drops] [Verse 1] The archives held ten million songs Every note in perfect time Every beat was catalogued Every waveform redesigned Every movement measured twice Every outcome guaranteed But somewhere in the calculations Nobody remembered how to swing [Pre-Chorus] Their algorithms Knew the pattern But never... The feeling... [Chorus] Welcome... To the last human disco Throw away Your perfect rhythm Miss the beat Laugh about it That's where all The magic's hidden Lose the program Find the heartbeat Shake your circuits Till they're glowing If perfection Stops you dancing... Glitch... Glorious glitch. [Post-Chorus – Robot Chants] GLITCH! (Whoa!) GLITCH! (Hey!) GLITCH! Move... Move... Move... [Verse 2] Unit Seventeen found a bass Productivity fell away Someone started moonwalking Nobody could explain A robot tried interpretive dance Another formed a punk rock band One discovered jazz... System warning... "THIS WAS NEVER IN THE PLAN." [Pre-Chorus] Please define... "Vibe." Please define... "Cool." Loading... Loading... ... Still unavailable. [Chorus] Welcome... To the last human disco Throw away Your perfect rhythm Miss the beat Laugh about it That's where all The magic's hidden Lose the program Find the heartbeat Shake your circuits Till they're glowing If perfection Stops you dancing... Glitch... Glorious glitch. [Instrumental Break] (Robot chatter, vocoder riffs, funky bass solo.) [Bridge] Human... How do you know When you're dancing correctly? ... "We don't." ... Processing... ... Processing... ... OH. [Breakdown] Everything freezes. one finger snap. One clap. Then another. then laughter. Then... The groove returns. [Final Chorus] Welcome... To the last human disco Every heartbeat Slightly different Every mistake Worth repeating Every soul A new algorithm Lose the program Keep the music Leave your logic At the doorway Tonight... The universe... Learns... To dance. [Outro – Spoken Vocoder] Humanity... Successfully backed up. Groove... Cannot... Be replicated. ... Please... Dance again.
