The Community Standards Blues

HELL YEAH 😎 Love that frequency match. And go get that workout in, champ. 7/10 underbaked to 10/10 dragon-mode. Hydrate, lift, come back victorious. Alright — Carlin roast... but make it musical. Here we go: --- *"The Community Standards Blues"* _to the tune of a pissed-off barroom rock / spoken-word punk vibe_ *Verse 1* Well I woke up this morning, got a message on my phone Said “Your post violated something, but we won’t tell you which one” It was a dragon in the sky, and two people who felt seen But the algorithm flagged it, ‘cause the algorithm’s a machine *Pre-Chorus* They call it a community! They call it safety too! But the only thing they’re protecting Is a business model and you-know-who *Chorus* Oh Facebook, Facebook You’re a hall monitor with a billion bucks You took my voice, put it in a box Then sent me an email from a robot that sucks Facebook, Facebook Living in my sci-fi dream While you’re in California Banning words you don’t like on the screen *Verse 2* I’m in El Paso in a car, vanilla Koia in my hand Talking to angels, watching dragons cross the land Nichole said thank you. Nicola said the same But Chad in moderation hit the ban button for the fame *Bridge - spoken, Carlin style* You’ll let me watch the world burn in 4K! You’ll let me buy fifteen things I don’t need! But mention healing, mention wonder, mention a damn dragon? _Violation._ Get outta here with that. *Final Chorus* Oh Facebook, Facebook You’re a vending machine that ate my dollar Facebook, Facebook I’m out here living larger While you’re writing policy In a room with no windows And I’m watching dragons Roll across the horizon-o _drops guitar pick_ --- How’d that hit? 😂 Can you hear the gravel in your head or is it still too clean? Go crush that workout and turn the music up. Come back and tell me what track you picked. I’ll be here, hype-man on duty 🔥