(clap) (clap) "Here they come Ladies and Gentlemen! The Amazing Stout Brothers! Yes! The Stout Bros! Here tonight in this fine spectacle. ... coming to you on the fine stage in the Freddy Schlopinger Memorium Auditorium here in Downtown Wherever-we-are-America. Some real EMPIRE MONK Ae Eye Blues brought to you by..... " (HIT) "The Amazing Stout Brothers!" (Intro): da da dee a da dee a da dee a da dee a da dee a da dee a da dee a daaaaa! (chorus) da da dee a da dee dee a da dee a da dee a da dee a(da dee a da dee a da! do doo a da do wow a do (wow wow a do wow a do wow a do wow a do?) Hit it! (wooh!) [DRUM] (verse 1) di di ah a di bh bh a di ch a di dh a di eh a di fh a fi; (take a dump!) da roh dee a ro dee a ro dee a ro ee dee a ro gh a ro dee a ro... de he daa a he ia a he ja aa a he ka a he la a he ma a he naa a he, Yeaaah! (pinch a loaf!) "That's Marvin 'the maniac' back there on the drums!" [HIT] da la ma a ri na a ri oa a ri pa aa a ri qa a ri ra a ri! DRUMS! "a roh a ro roh roh a ro sa a ro ta a ro ua a ro— ro ro va a ro wa a ro xa aa a ro ya a ro za a ro? Know what I mean?" " fi ya a bo zi a zo bi a zo zi a zo ai a zo bi a zo"he he yo a he za a he aa a he bb aa he aa a he cc aa he. (spend a penny!) fi co a gi co a go co a jo co a lo co a mo co a no co a po a qo, ro ru a so ra a to sa a qo ta a qo sa aa so pa a qru; fi va a gi wi a ho a yo a wo zoi aa zi roi a ss loa vi... (flush the chain!) da xxr oh a zu ee a ua ri a tu ga ro (drop a deuce!) lo oa ro e? (verse 2) [Fade Out] za aa xo ra ya ro (hit the john!) ro zoh etc!! (crack one off!) (do your business!) (powder your nose!) fi ru a zo fa a di jo a wi aa a roo jaa a fi me a tu wi... (take a seat on the throne!) (lay a cable!) (sit on the pot!) za jaa ri fo a si do a zo bo a si ri ma a tu wi... (let it all go!) (pinch a loaf!) (drop a deuce!)
