Welcome back. To another episode of “Who thinks they’re The main character.” And we have Our first contestant. Piano walked in Like applause Was included. Didn’t introduce itself. Didn’t have to. Already making Eye contact With the spotlight. Bassline rolled up Five minutes later. Cool For absolutely No reason. Everybody noticed. Nobody admitted it. Kick drum says, “Sit down.” Room says, “Okay.” That’s concerning. Everybody wants Top billing. Everybody wants Their own parade. Synths want followers. Guitar wants drama. Drums want control. And piano thinks It already won. Synth brought Three outfit changes For one song. Honestly… Respect. Guitar keeps pitching Plot twists. None of them Help. Bassline doesn’t talk. Which somehow Makes it worse. There they go again. Okay. Vote is in. We have a winner. Wait… Why are the drums Getting louder? Who gave them A vote? Nobody won. Everybody fought. Song got better. Against my wishes. Everybody wants The spotlight. Somehow the spotlight Wants the bassline. I had a plan. The song had Other ideas.
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