[instrumental Shakuhachi solo] [Verse 1] I’m a Samurai Cowboy, I’m riding through the plains, Got a katana in one hand, the other grips the reins. Sayonara, my darling, in the land of the USA, But Japan took the saddle, and it’s here to stay. [Chorus] Sayonara, my darling! Beer with wasabi, sushi and beans, Mochi with chili, livin’ the dream. Bushido meets cactus, east and west collide, I’m a Redneck Gringo on a wild samurai ride! [instrumental shamisen solo] [Verse 2] From Kobe to Texas, my cows are gourmet, Akaton revolver for a high-noon melee. Sandals with spurs, yee-haw and “arigato,” At high noon, I bow, but my blade’s still rapido. [instrumental shamisen solo] [Bridge] Bushido’s my code, but the prairie’s my land, Kanpai to my horse as we make our last stand. From the wild west sunsets to Mount Fuji’s glow, A samurai cowboy’s the only way to go! [Chorus] Sayonara, my darling! Beer with wasabi, sushi and beans, Mochi with chili, livin’ the dream. Bushido meets cactus, east and west collide, I’m a Redneck Gringo on a wild samurai ride! [instrumental Koto solo] [Verse 3] Itadakimas, “comenasai,” I ride through the dusk as the bullets fly. Katana gleams bright under twilight’s blaze, Cowboy of Kobe, setting the west ablaze. [Chorus] Sayonara, my darling! Beer with wasabi, sushi and beans, Mochi with chili, livin’ the dream. Bushido meets cactus, east and west collide, I’m a Redneck Gringo on a wild samurai ride! [Outro] From the Wild West to the Land of the Sun, A Samurai Cowboy’s job is never done. With a bow and a twang, I’ll ride till I die, Sayonara, my darling—y’all wave goodbye. [Outro] From the Wild West to the Land of the Sun, A Samurai Cowboy’s job is never done. With a bow and a twang, I’ll ride till I die, Sayonara, my darling—y’all wave goodbye. [END]