Deep within the shadow of the Great Cat-adel... An ancient evil slumbers upon the Thunder Altar. Eight pounds of fluff purr-gresses into the gloom. The quest for the Sacred Paté begins! Treading through the cavern where the Two Giants sleep. Meow! Under heavy woven blankets where their heavy breaths keep The Male Giant rumbles, the Female Giant turns Dodging heavy limbs as my meo-ro's spirit burns! Creeping past the carved claw-post, silent on my paws Inserting meone sharp claw, picking locks in the night! Standing before the Room of Secrets locked tight! Unlocking ancient secrets in the shadow of the meow-night! BEHOLD! THE TREASURE CAT-AMBER OF THE VAULT! Hanging leather cloaks and cat-ifacts without fault! Wooden hanger relics! Boots from ancient claw-re! Claiming holy treasures on the cat-amber floor! I AM MYLO THE BRAVE! MYLO THE BRAVE! THE MEO-RO OF THE RELM! CHONKY WARRIOR OF LIGHT WITH NO SHIELD OR HELM! THROUGH THE DUNGEON OF DUST I MARCH FOR MY FATE! DEFEAT THE WHIRLING BEHEMOTH AND CLAIM THE PATÉ! MYLO! MEOW! MYLO! REOW! HAIL TO THE CHONK! CLAIM THE PATÉ! Venturing further down the paw-way of stone Where the shadow of a tyrant reigns su-purr-me and alone! A dark round meonster upon iron rolling spheres A rotating dragon that feeds on dust and fears! It awakens from slumber! Its red eye ignites! THE ROOMBASAURUS RISES FOR THE ULTI-MEOW-TE FIGHT! MEOW! Spinning in chaotic purr-cles! Humming with roaring sound! Whirling bristles sweeping all the stone ground! It charges my meoncles! It rattles the floor! Leaping onto high ledges, letting out a meo-ro's roar! I AM MYLO THE BRAVE! MYLO THE BRAVE! THE MEO-RO OF THE RELM! CHONKY WARRIOR OF LIGHT WITH NO SHIELD OR HELM! THROUGH THE DUNGEON OF DUST I MARCH FOR MY FATE! DEFEAT THE WHIRLING BEHEMOTH AND CLAIM THE PATÉ! MYLO! MEOW! MYLO! REOW! HAIL TO THE CHONK! CLAIM THE PATÉ! You think your spinning bristles intimidate Sir Mylo?! Meow?! TAKE THIS! Pouncing on the behemoth’s dorsal plate! Slamming my sacred paw upon the glyph of hate! CRICK-CRACK! THE RED EYE DIES! THE MEONSTER IS SLAIN! THE DUST-DRAKE CRIES! I AM MYLO THE BRAVE! MYLO THE BRAVE! THE MEO-RO OF THE RELM! CHONKY WARRIOR OF LIGHT WITH NO SHIELD OR HELM! THROUGH THE DUNGEON OF DUST I MARCH FOR MY FATE! DEFEAT THE WHIRLING BEHEMOTH AND CLAIM THE PATÉ! MYLO! MEOW! MYLO! REOW! HAIL TO THE CHONK! CLAIM THE PATÉ! Behind its fallen chassis, hidden in the shadows... A glowing golden altar... THE SACRED BOWL OF SALMON PATÉ! VIC-TAIL-Y IS MEOW-N! MEOW! Meow.
