[Instrumental Intro] [Clashing 11/8 syncopated rhythm with distorted Banjo, shrieking Bagpipes, metallic Steel Drum, and blasting Tuba] [Atmosphere: Extreme chaotic live crowd cheering and laughing] [Verse 1] [Key: G Major] [Tempo: 140 BPM] [Miranda - Female Soprano - Joyful - Solo: Banjo] [Consonant Timing: Crisp delivery, sharp plosive articulation] Chale, we dey guard the sweet green bush today, [Melodic Peak: High sustained G5, sparkling and clear] You dey smile but you be total ash-hole, eh! [Annelies - Female Alto - Joyful - Solo: Bagpipes] Miranda dey play banjo, I dey blow the pipe, This nonsensical rhythm make the forest ripe! [Emma - Female Contralto - Joyful - Solo: Tuba - Bright, resonant feminine chest register] Emma dey blow tuba, Emma dey laugh loud, We no get any time for your bad-mind cloud! [Fannie - Female Mezzo-Soprano - Joyful - Solo: Steel Drum] Fannie dey hit the steel drum, making crazy sound, Sapphic love in the trees, shaking all the ground! [Chorus] [Key: G Major] [Tempo: 140 BPM] [Loud/Gazillion Decibels - Screaming intensity] [Audience sings chorus independently with thunderous hand-clapping] We no care! This song be bad but we love it so! Fork your bad attitude, let the bagpipes blow! Mother Nature dey laugh, we protect her trees, Four girls kissing in the wild North Sea breeze! [Verse 2] [Key: G Major] [Tempo: 140 BPM] [Rhythmic Spoken Rap] [Vocal Percussion & Beatbox by Fannie] [Fannie - Female Mezzo-Soprano - Joyful] Chale, look her face, she dey think she be queen, Most passive-aggressive girl that we ever seen! "Oh, your song is so nice," sugar, please fork off, We make this noise so your delicate ears go cough! [Miranda - Female Soprano - Joyful] We love the girls, we love the wood and the bush, No room for your bad vibe, give your ego a push! [Annelies - Female Alto - Joyful] Eco-feminist power, wild spirits awake, Look at the beautiful mess that we make! [Bridge] [Key: G Major] [Tempo: 155 BPM - Sudden tempo shift and build] [Yawkyawk Spirit Song Chant] [All - Female Quartet - Joyful - Shouting at maximum volume] [Sfx: Explosion] [Consonant Timing: Rapid explosive tongue-clicks] Hey! Hey! Hey! The trees are screaming with joy! Nonsense in the air, no baby, no boy! Just Miranda, Annelies, Fannie, Emma too, Smiling with pure rage, laughing right at you! [Emma - Female Contralto - Joyful - Solo: Tuba - Bright, resonant feminine chest register] Chale! We sweet pass shitor, we wild pass the sea! [Annelies - Solo: Bagpipes - Loud and screeching] Fork it all! We are wild, we are proud, we are free! [Chorus] [Key: G Major] [Tempo: 140 BPM] [Loud/Gazillion Decibels] [Audience sings chorus independently with thunderous hand-clapping] We no care! This song be bad but we love it so! Fork your bad attitude, let the bagpipes blow! Mother Nature dey laugh, we protect her trees, Four girls kissing in the wild North Sea breeze! [Outro] [Key: G Major] [Tempo: 140 BPM] [Loud/Gazillion Decibels] [All - Female Quartet - Joyful] [Audience humming the main theme loudly in background] This song be bad! Very bad! But we love the noise! No men, no problems, just our chaotic joys! [Fade Out]
