[Verse 1 – Male] It’s 2036 and the zombies own the street Saw three of ‘em fighting over half a crow last week Power’s been out since April, water tastes like orange rust The government’s a rumor now, nobody trusts nobody much Got a backpack full of snacks and 7 half-smoked joints Found an old pine tree on a hill and decided that’s the point Ain’t got ammo, ain’t got answers, ain’t got some grand plan But we got forty feet of tree and a decent view, man [Pre-Chorus – Male] The world can end tomorrow if it wants to Tonight we’re doing us [Chorus – Sexy Female Voice] We’re smoking weed in a tree While the zombies roam beneath us The world’s gone straight to hell but honestly That’s not our problem currently Got leaves above and smoke around No undead idiots dragging us down For one damn hour we’re finally free Smoking weed in a tree [Verse 2 – Male] Saw a zombie wearing Crocs trying to eat a shopping cart Another one was chasing squirrels in the Walmart parking lot Dave swears there’s a safe zone somewhere down in Idaho Dave also thought a raccoon was his wife three weeks ago James says we should organize and build a stronger wall Brother, respectfully, we climbed this tree to avoid all y’all Every survivor got a speech about humanity and fate We’re just up here getting baked [Pre-Chorus – Male] The world can save itself tonight We got a branch and a lighter [Chorus – Sexy Female Voice] We’re smoking weed in a tree While the zombies roam beneath us The world’s gone straight to hell but honestly That’s not our problem currently Got leaves above and smoke around No undead idiots dragging us down For one damn hour we’re finally free Smoking weed in a tree [Bridge – Male] If tomorrow we get eaten Well, that’s tomorrow Pete’s concern Tonight the stars are shining And this joint is burning The apocalypse can wait a minute The undead can form a line Everybody wants to survive We’re just trying to enjoy our high [Final Chorus – Male & Sexy Female Together] We’re smoking weed in a tree While the zombies roam beneath us The end of civilization’s happening But we got surprisingly good seating The world’s on fire, society’s done The dead are running, everybody run But for one beautiful moment of peace We’re smoking weed… In a tree… In twenty-thirty-six. [Outro – Male] …wait. Why is that zombie climbing? Oh shit …
