Have you ever felt the rumble down deep inside A risky little grumble that you just couldn't hide You thought it was a whisper soft sneeky and light But oh no sister something sure ain't right Yodel-ay-hee-hoo what did I do Thought it was a fart but a shit broke through Yodel-ay-hee-hoo it's a messy doo dee doo dee doo Life's liquid surprises stickin cheeks like glue [Instrumental] Sittin' at a party in your Sunday best A tiny little tooter tootin from your dress You smiled real sly thought you played it cool But you didnt now you're standin in a stinky stanky doody pool Yodel-ay-hee-hoo what did I do Thought it was a fart but a shit broke through Yodel-ay-hee-hoo it's a messy doo dee doo dee doo Life's liqud surprises stickin cheeks like glue Have you ever thought you farted but you shit ( but you shit) Now it's squishy when I sit ( when I sit) Now i have butt mud all over it ( all over it) Have you ever thought you farted but you shit ( but you shit) Yodel-ay-hee-hoo what did I do Thought it was a fart but a shit broke through Yodel-ay-hee-hoo it's a messy doo dee doo dee doo Life's liquid surprises stickin cheeks like glue [End]
