[spoken word] for us older folks out there the phrase gooning which is what this song is about is the act of masturbating but edging yourself so you don't actually ever cum and get into a trance like state so thought I'd write a song about wanna here it... here It.. go [Verse 1] (go go go ..goes).....>>> Been Gooning for an hour, maybe three My arm is numb, but I can't stop you see... Gooning take some serious devotion and I'm devoted to this cause I won't let emotion (get in the way) My head is tucked right on my chest... my legs are spread and between them looks like a hornet's nest constant humming rattling and dabbling.... I might be in the ultimate test I'm intertwined, a perfect fit I'm jackknifed up while I'm jacking, and that's all there is to it The world outside can just wait...(shhh) 'Cause in this gooning life, I've sealed my fate... edging while I masturbate but I knew the consequences when I started I won't give in to the needs.../ my body aches (woo) [Chorus] Oh, I'm stuck in a gooning tangle, a goey, dripping mess....(woo) There's no escape, no need to guess My body's cramping, I can't lie I don't even want to try.,. to go all the way I'm a pea in a pod, a spoon in a drawer And I think I want to be here forevermore [Verse 2] The dog is barking at the door...(ruf ruf..mommy) He wants a walk, but I'm on the floor The pizza guy just called my phone Guess I'm not eating, I'm alone and I like it Just gooning here, in sweet repose Ignoring life, that's how it goes [Chorus] Oh, I'm stuck in a gooning tangle, a cozy, gooey.. mess I, really putting my body to the test...(I think I might be able to do five or six hours a new record for me) There's no escape, can't wait to see...(woo) My body's cramping, I can't lie... I don't even want to try(shhhh) I'm a pea in a pod, a spoon in a drawer And I think I want to be here forevermore [Bridge] I feel a cramp, a little twitch But moving now would break the glitch The spell of euphoria, the gooning trance I'd rather cramp than take that chance [Outro] I'm gooning, yeah, could be spooning....how much fun is that..,..(not even close)// nothing else matters (never open myself this way lifeaz we leave it our way....... and nothing else matters)... Not a thing, not at all Goonimg morning noon and night yeah, I'll goon forevermore
