[Intro] (Package delivered…) Mi never order nutten. Suh why it deh pon mi step? (Shell inna di package) [Verse 1] Twenty-first October, Node drop di patch Brotli inna di decoder, buffer cyaan catch Eight-byte buffer, but dem keep pour di bytes Out-of-bounds write — now di memory nuh right Mi never call Brotli, mi seh mi code clean But fetch() open parcel weh mi never seen Express 5 body, inflate it on sight CVSS nine-point-two — dat a big fight [Pre-Chorus] Twenty-two, twenty-four, twenty-six, update (update!) Old line done support — nobody coming fi save [Chorus] Mi neva even call yuh, yuh come compressed Open di parcel, now yuh own mi address Shell inna di package (shell inna di package) Clean code cyaan save yuh when di runtime a mess Mi neva sign fi yuh, yuh come pre-auth One request, one worker, now di server get lost Shell inna di package (shell inna di package) Patch it tonight, or yuh pay di cost [Verse 2] Same day PHP seh “mi haffi confess” Two critical RCE, nuh login, nuh test Hit di memory_limit pon di wrong millisecond Half-built state left — corruption reckon Mod_php pon Apache, before yuh app even load Unauthenticated — dem bus’ it down di road Stale global state from di request before Use-after-free — next caller walk through di door [Pre-Chorus] Eight-five-twelve, eight-four-twenty-seven, run it (run it!) Eight-three-thirty-six, eight-two-thirty-five — done it [Chorus] Mi neva even call yuh, yuh come compressed Open di parcel, now yuh own mi address Shell inna di package (shell inna di package) Clean code cyaan save yuh when di runtime a mess Mi neva sign fi yuh, yuh come pre-auth One request, one worker, now di server get lost Shell inna di package (shell inna di package) Patch it tonight, or yuh pay di cost [Bridge] (Beat drops to piano and sub) Twenty-sixth October — CISA write it in di book Known Exploited. Dat mean somebody already look. Eight-one an’ older? No fix fi come. Take it offline, or yuh dun. [Verse 3] Dem nuh need yuh password, dem nuh need yuh face Dem just need a parcel and a process wid space Identity a di worker, permission a di blast Segment di box so di damage nuh last Mi nuh trust di input, mi nuh trust di zip Inventory every runtime before yuh ship [Chorus] Mi neva even call yuh, yuh come compressed Open di parcel, now yuh own mi address Shell inna di package (shell inna di package) Clean code cyaan save yuh when di runtime a mess Mi neva sign fi yuh, yuh come pre-auth One request, one worker, now di server get lost Shell inna di package (shell inna di package) Patch it tonight, or yuh pay di cost [Outro] Return to sender. (Patched.) Return to sender. (Upgraded.) Mi neva order nutten… (NDGM)
