NDC 30: Nordic Discord Challenge Genre: Optional Theme: Spy theme “Agent Fish: Mission Tilapia” - Original Song by F1sk Copyright ©2025 F1sk www.suno.com/@f1sk --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Agent Fish: Mission Tilapia is a darkly funny patois reggae anthem that parodies spy movies with a clueless underwater hero. Inspired by Johnny English and James Bond, Agent Fish fumbles through missions with style blowing up ponds, interrogating crabs, and crashing reef parties all by mistake. Packed with bubbling spy riddims, slapstick lyrics, and absurd twists, this is the theme song for the world’s most accidentally heroic fish. Silly, cinematic, and unforgettable. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Intro] Pssst… yuh hear 'bout Agent Fish? Him swim deep, him nuh blink, But him brain… mi nuh sure it link... [Verse 1] Dem send out Agent Fish, straight from di tank Mission code: “Tuna Confidential” – full a prank Him wear black suit, shades pon scale But him file get wet – now di plan derail Him sneak through lab wid a snorkel on Trip over wire, blow up di pond Him fling one fin like him flingin’ knife But ketch himself in a sushi rice [Chorus] Agent Fish, oh him slick like slime But him save di world? Not dis time Underwater spy, wid jellybrain twist Whole world laugh – but him still insist [Verse 2] Him drive sea-shell car, mi swear is a joke Press eject – now him fly like smoke Land pon octopus, claim is intel But it was granny bag – smellin’ like hell Him question crab, "Where di nuke dem deh?" Crab seh, "Boss, mi just live under deh!" But Fish gone rogue, mash up mi fridge Say him hunt villain pon Coral Bridge [Bridge] Mission log... mi tink mi lost di file... Also mi tink mi drop mi gun inna di toilet bowl... Wait... do fish use gun? [Verse 3] Dem call backup – Agent Shrimp and Eel But dem gone clubbin’ pon electric feel So Fish go solo, tuxedo tear Wig fly off – now him bald and bare Villain appear, name: Doctor Flounder Plan fi blow up di reef and all yonder But Fish pull plug from villain device Trip and fall… and mash di thing twice [Final Chorus] Agent Fish – di spy weh flop Save di world, but mash up shop From Kingston Bay to Norway mist Legend live on… of di foolish Fish [Outro] Inna world full a secrets, him nuh keep none Inna game full a stealth, him bring megaphone Him a legend… not by skill, but pure accident... Give it up… for AGENT FISH.
