1-800 Hottie Advice [intro] [phone rings] [Normal gorl dialogue] Hello? [robotic vocaloid dialogue] Hello,welcome to 1-800 hottie advice what advice would you like to hear? .. [verse] Welcome to the hottie palace, Be slim, eat a salad. If you wanna be a hottie 1st of all listen to me Hit they gym, Be kind to me, Be the doll to society If you wanna fit in Honey come with me I can teach you lots of things (Really?) yes lots of things Let them boss you around? Your using them for fame “WHAT?!” being on social media is socially draining I’m just playing! It’s so fun, if you are pretty. And honey, you need fixing [chorus][layered vocals,] [lead dialogue Adlibs] Now he’ll like you, If you are a puppet to society, Be humble, (great, NOW all the guys want their hands on me) That’s a good thing? (NO ITS NOT!) (I DONT WANNA BE HOT) Be a nice lady (WHAT?!) Be a hottie , Porcelain glass skin If they see one black head, They’ll lose there shit, Blonde,blue eyes, means you are a grace “What, I’m ok” But it’s the aryan race [verse 2]-main character dialogue- This isn’t the right number? This might be a mistake (Join a beauty pageant) No! (Your a liar and a snake, Very hypocritical of you to say?) Self projecting? (You dialed this number, your gonna stay) I don’t wanna be a Barbie, I don’t wanna be a doll I wanna be known for being Unique and that’s all I’m tired of this “Porcelain” shit Say one more word and That’s it, let be be who I am (You’ll be famous?) I don’t give a damn I’m way to smart To be dumbed down And I for sure know it’s my life (You’ll be a wife?” Alright, right. Thanks for the offer. No! Goodnight [chorus] Now he’ll like you, If you are a puppet to society, Be humble, (great, NOW all the guys want their hands on me) That’s a good thing? (NO ITS NOT!) (I DONT WANNA BE HOT) Be a nice lady (WHAT?!) Be a hottie , Porcelain glass skin If they see one black head, They’ll lose there shit, Blonde,blue eyes, means you are a grace “What, I’m ok” But it’s the aryan race? [Outro] [Robotic voice]If you enjoyed our service press 1 if you hated it press 2 (UGHHH) you pressed 2. [Empty phone line] “Never again, NEVER again”
