Drum & Bass / Liquid Funk vibes (Intro – Spoken) Yo, we came for the talks, The hacks and the beers, But now we’re here wheezing, Been sick for two years… (Verse 1 – Fast Flow) Touch down in Brussels, cold in the air, FOSDEM’s packed, no seats to spare. Hackers in hoodies, caffeine high, Zero-day chatter, watch the bytes fly. Club-Mate bottles stacked sky-high, Three days deep, still wired—why? Smelly geeks in a room with no air, Sweat and code, it’s a wild affair. (Pre-Chorus – Melodic) I came for the knowledge, stayed for the scene, But now I’m coughing like a broken machine. Open-source dreams, but the fever's supreme, Didn’t fork this repo, what do you mean?! (Chorus – Heavy D&B Drop) 🔥 We got sick at FOSDEM! (Oh no!) 💨 Caught the cough’dem! (Let's go!) Code’s still clean but my lungs got patched, Now I’m debugging this fever batch. 🔥 We got sick at FOSDEM! (Oh no!) 💨 Caught the cough’dem! (Let’s go!) Speakers spoke, but the virus spread, Now I’m shipping NyQuil instead. (Verse 2 – Half-Time Groove) Hacking all night, pushing PRs, But my throat’s on fire like crashing cars. Took the wrong stack, immune response, Now my sinuses are out of fonts. Mate-fueled, no sleep, feeling cursed, Brain’s on segfault, it’s getting worse. No air, no space, can’t take this race, Body overheating in a Linux embrace. (Bridge – Atmospheric Breakdown) Oh, the memes were gold, but my head’s ice cold, Someone nerf this bug, my repo’s old. Flu or a feature? Nobody knows, Just pass me the tea, I’m about to close… (Final Chorus – High Energy) 🔥 We got sick at FOSDEM! (Oh no!) 💨 Caught the cough’dem! (Let's go!) BPM high but my body says nah, Docs say REST but I need a spa. 🔥 We got sick at FOSDEM! (Oh no!) 💨 Caught the cough’dem! (Let’s go!) Merge my soul with a medkit fast, ‘Cause this bug got root, and it’s spreading fast! (Outro – Fading Echoes) Next year we mask up, stay real keen, But still, we’ll be back for that open-source dream...
