Gate Code Olympics

Gate Code Olympics” [Intro] (GPS: “You have arrived.”) No the hell I have not… I’m at another retirement gate. 💀 [Verse 1] Spark got me deliverin’ through paradise, Palm trees swayin’ but the app ain’t right. Customer text: “Just come on in…” Gate lookin’ at me like, “Try again.” Call once… no answer. Call twice… voicemail dancer. Now I’m parked outside cookin’ in July, Sweatin’ so much I could water the sky. Then I see Grandpa pullin’ up slow… Two miles an hour in golf cart mode. Wave me over with the biggest grin, Still don’t know how to let me in. He drove his whole car to the front gate, Ten more minutes… now we’re both late. Sir, I appreciate the rescue mission… But your phone lost this competition. [Chorus] 🎵 Gate codes… Nobody knows… Everybody mad, But nobody drove. “Can you hear me?” “…What?” “I’m at the gate!” “…Huh?” Florida deliveries… Every day’s survival. Half my shift’s just customer revival! [Verse 2] Phone upside down… Speaker on mute… “I’m pushin’ the button!” No… that’s Bluetooth. “I don’t know why it ain’t lettin’ you through.” Because, sir… The gate’s smarter than you. By the time I’m finally unloadin’, Storm clouds rollin’, thunder explodin’. App says, “Great job!” Five stars? Maybe… I deserve hazard pay, baby! [Outro] Spark… Y’all owe me therapy. The groceries made it… Barely.